Back in 2002 Toni Braxton was diagnosed with a heart condition called pericarditis after she passed out backstage at Broadway musical Aida. Now the National Enquirer is reporting that Toni is undergoing chemotherapy and radiation treatment for breast cancer she was diagnosed with only two months ago. Doctors say they caught the cancer early so her prognosis is very good. she has two children. Despite the difficulties of chemo, Toni is continuing her Toni Braxton: Revealed show at the Flamingo hotel and casino.

If doctors can save Toni’s breasts, which are a national treasure, they should be awarded a medal, or the nobel peace prize. The world is a better place with Toni’s breasts bouncing around in it. Our prayers go out to Toni and her family.

The National Enquirer claims that Owen Wilson (38) attempted suicide by cutting his wrist, and overdosing on drugs. He was taken to St. John’s hospital in Santa Monica, California on Sunday afternoon. Entertainment Tonight reported that Wilson later was transferred to Cedars-Sinai to undergo detoxification. Entertainment Tonight also reported that Wilson’s brother, Luke Wilson , was seen leaving Cedars-Sinai Sunday night with brother Andrew. The brothers reportedly drove off with an unidentified woman. Andrew is said to have found Owen at his Santa Monica home and called 911.

Owen released a statement neither confirming nor denying anything. He said he would like his privacy while he receives treatment.

Kate Hudson must be really good at getting guys to fall in love with her. Owen is obviously suffering from a broken heart. One of these days science will finish their work on robot women that love men unconditionally, and are programmed to please them in ways that a flesh and blood woman wouldn’t understand. For now though, Owen can turn to online dating services, and porn.

Brigitte Nielsen has checked into rehab (the spa) after new hubby Mattia Dessi begged her to get help for alcoholism, according to the National Enquirer. Nielsen reluctantly checked into the Cri-Help facility on July 9.

Insiders tell the publication Nielsen has been fighting a serious alcohol problem for years. A source says, "It took an ultimatum from her family to get through to Brigitte – either she gets help or she loses her loved ones’ support."

If rehab is going to work for anyone there need to be at least two changes. First, when you check in you give up your rights. You can’t leave, you must participate, and if you are found doing any drugs you are beaten with a rubber hose till you pass out. Second, if you have a relapse within 90 days after you are released you get 100% of your money refunded. If you check the background of the people who startup rehab businesses you’ll find they were previous owners of children’s daycares, zoo keepers, and circus owners.

A report is set to reveal that Joel Madden may not be the father of Nicole Richie’s unborn child. The National Enquirer will claim that there were four men in Nicole’s life before she found out that she was pregnant.

Their report says that Nicole will not know for sure who fathered her child until the potential baby-daddies undergo paternity tests. A source tells the Enquirer: "Nicole recently underwent a series of tests, including blood and urine screenings, which confirmed she is pregnant."

Let’s not rule out the possibility that Paris Hilton, Rosie O’Donnell, or one of her sex toys could be the father?