Natalie Portman stars in this, the first video from Devendra Banhart’s latest album, Smokey Rolls Down Thunder Canyon. Natalie plays Princess Carmensita Saplingita.

Devendra is Natalie’s current boyfriend. The video is Bollywood inspired.

Natalie Portman stopped to pet on dog in Manhattan park on Sunday. The dog immediately marked her as his territory, and she didn’t even try to move out of the way. Natalie loves a warm golden shower.

Natalie Portman is nude in the short film Hotel Chevalier, starring Portman and Jason Schwartzman, and directed by Wes Anderson as a companion piece to the Darjeeling Limited. No butt double was used this time. You can download it free on iTunes here, or from Rapidshare here. You can see the NSFW screen shots here. There was debate whether or not to show Jason’s glutes as well, but even the gays threatened to boycott the movie if that happened. Natalie’s nude butt is the only one shown which makes straight guys happy, and the gays said they were happy too since she looks so much like a boy in that short hair.

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When Natalie Portman was at the lower Manhattan Cultural Center’s annual Downtown Dinner she wore a dress that resembled a hefty trash bag. When I saw her there my plan was to walk up to her and pretend to sneeze, but I’d blow really hard. Before I even got the chance Natalie bent over a little bit, and voila her boob popped out.

Click here to see the NSFW boobage.

Natalie Portman was at the lower Manhattan Cultural Center’s annual Downtown Dinner. It was a great idea for her to wear a hefty trash bag as a dress, and two cute band-aids on her arm. This whole fashion statement gives new meaning to "taking the trash out." If the trash looked like this, I’d take it out every night.