Although Natalie Portman denies dating Sean Penn, she just bought a house in the Los Angeles suburb Los Feliz on Linwood Drive near where Penn has a house.

The house cost a mere $3.25 million, was built in the 1930s, has 4,866 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a courtyard entry to the main foyer, wood floors, walls and ceilings leaded sanctuary style windows, Bo trussed ceilings of gallery proportions, and leaded glass French doors leading to spectacular stone loggia. There is also 18,000 square feet of lushly landscaped grounds with a beautiful pool, and a state of the art security system.

Since Natalie will be in the neighborhood maybe we’ll find Sean paying her a visit to borrow an innocent cup of sugar.

There have been reports that Natalie Portman and Sean Penn are not just dating, but also sleeping together. It seems like a reasonable pairing, despite the huge age gap. Natalie has slept with much more disgusting guys, and dated them out in the open for a while.

Earlier today Natalie flatly denied dating or sleeping with Penn. Apparently, Penn disgusts even Natalie, and her standards aren’t very high.

Zach Galifianakis and Natalie Portman did a skit for Funny or Die called Between Two Ferns. I didn’t find it humorous at all. Did you?

The Natalie Portman rap song featured in a Saturday Night Live short film had all the bad words taken out. The real version has leaked. It appears it may be from The Lonely Island Incredibad album.

Devendra Banhart, who was recently dating Natalie Portman, took these pictures without clothes on with another guy. It’s not wonder she broke up with him, but why was she even dating this hairy beast?