FOX News anchor guy Roger Friedman reported this morning that the Naomi Campbell said she was mugged at the O2 arena Led Zeppelin concert in London, and was relieved of her bag and the two mobile phones within. A rep for O2 confirms that only the Blackberry was reported missing, but a Scotland Yard rep says that no report was filed with them. So to clarify, Naomi was not mugged, but rather her blackberry is missing. She throws blackberries like they’re ninja throwing stars. Just check the emergency rooms, I’m sure someone will show up with a blackberry sticking out of their head.

We can thank Davinia Taylor who turned 30 over the weekend in London for inviting Naomi Campbell to her birthday party. Naomi showed up as instructed, partially clothed with a cheetah spot body stocking, and pigtails. Raaar!

Inga Marchand (27), AKA Foxy Brown, AKA Naomi Campbell’s twin sister, was booked and released by the NYPD on $5,000 bail on a charge of felony assault, harassment, and criminal possession of a weapon. On July 30 Foxy beat her 25 year-old neighbor with her Blackberry during an argument. According to police, the victim nearly lost some teeth, and her lip and eye swelled up.

A report came out today that blacks make up 13% of the U.S. population, but were responsible for 49% of murders in the U.S. which were the result of black on black crime. Based on this report Foxy isn’t doing anything that any other black woman wouldn’t do in the same situation. It’s true she’s done this several times before, and that just means she’s a leader in her community. Obama for President.

Update 1: Here are the facts released by the Department of Justice on 8-9-2007 on their website. Click here to read it for yourself:

“Black Americans accounted for 13 percent of the U.S. population in 2005…but were the victims of…49 percent of all homicides. Among single victim-single offender homicides, about 93 percent of black victims were murdered by black offenders. About 77 percent of black homicide victims were killed with a firearm.”

To recap, 93% of blacks were killed by blacks, and only 7% of the blacks killed were killed by someone who wasn’t black. The issue of violence against blacks appears to be a black problem 93% of the time. The report released was incomplete since it did not identify how many other races of people were also killed by blacks. The report also did not identify all of the types of black victims killed by other blacks. Had those other facts been released, it’s clear the percentage of murders committed by blacks would be higher. One FACT remains, blacks committed the majority of murders in the United States in 2005.

Update 2: Whoa, did you just read that? HG is such a racist, pointing out those FACTS about the 13% black population being responsible for 49% plus of the murders in the U.S., and worse, the FACT that those murders were not just blacks killing blacks, but blacks killing other innocent people of other races too. People are so brain washed today they think any time someone says something that is true that makes blacks look bad, or responsible for something bad like murdering their own people, it is racist. This story was meant to be humorous, but apparently the truth in this humor is just too much for some brainwashed knuckle dragging readers. The truth hurts sometimes, but when it comes to murder it has to come out, like it or not. Yelling racist or racism might work when you’re black and you are dealing with the government, but it doesn’t work here at HG where we are against crime and bad behavior, and we live by something written by God fearing prudish white men that wore wigs called the United States Constitution, and listed as the first ammendment, aka Freedom of Speech. Everyone has their right to an opinion, but no one can say that 49% of murders being committed by 13% of the population isn’t a problem. When a minority of the population is committing the majority of murders, and their solution is to cry racism every time someone tries to discuss the problem, that’s a sure sign blacks are not able to deal with this problem without help from outside their community. All this talk about the police (black and white) targeting blacks appears to have been partially a smoke screen for the real criminals to get away with murder.

For those readers who think we’re racist: If you don’t like our facts, and think we’re racist, then go read a racist Black site or something you demented nut.

Naomi Campbell is the smartest model in the world. She actually took a look in the mirror and realized she’s got problems. Now she’s poking fun at herself. Most times this means the person is confindent they’ve got their problems reasonably under control. Naomi has got my vote to go on to the next round, but Simon is still undecided. Here’s more:

NAOMI Campbell is pulling a Kevin Federline – making a mint off her bad reputation. Campbell shot a commercial for Dunkin’ Donuts yesterday in which she riffed on her anger-management issues. According to a spy, the script called for Campbell to "be gardening in an evening dress. Something goes wrong, she gets frustrated, and she flips out. She then takes her shoe off and throws it through a window. Next to her is a Martha Stewart type who is calm, cool and collected, thanks to her frozen Dunkin’ Donuts drink." Earlier this year, Federline starred in a Nationwide Insurance commercial as a fry cook.

Naomi Campbell is writing a New York times best seller diary, which W magazine published part of.:

Naomi Campbell has said that she found her community service calming because it gave her a break from her normal life.

Naomi kept a diary during her five days with the New York Sanitation Department in March this year and it is now set to be published in W magazine.

Naomi wrote: “I find solace in sweeping. I have no other responsibility. I have no phone. I have the time to think. Just have, you know, peace.”

“Two of the people in the room have never been on a plane. They ask me what it’s like, and I’m embarrassed to tell them I was on seven planes the week before alone. It’s so interesting to get to know so many different sorts of people.”

“One co-worker tells me how he ended up here, basically because of alcohol. I bond with him, and I tell him I’m in recovery.”

“Some people can handle a drink or a line of cocaine, but I’ve finally come to realize that, for me, it’s all or nothing – and it has to be nothing. And my life has changed since [I realized that].”

On her final day, she concluded: “I’ve paid my debt to society. It’s just one day at a time. That’s how I’m going to live.”

I have to give Naomi credit, she’s really rebuilding her image the right way. Rather than claiming she’s a victim, she is portraying herself as a super model, super rich, super nice, super compassionate, super cool, super humble, super reformed, girl from the Bronx. Maybe Paris Hilton should be taking notes.

I believe Naomi, and I also believe in unicorns, the tooth fairy, and world peace.