Kim Kardashian Nude and Underage Pictures

Eric Ford is being investigated by the FBI after the New York Daily News broke the story that Ford was attempting to sell naked and sexually themed pictures of Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney Kardashian, pictures that were taken when the girls were underage. Gatecrasher says:

It is not yet known who took the photographs, which show the girls naked (although not together) and Kourtney in sexual positions with an unidentified male. Ford represented the pictures as the sisters "having sex with the same man," although we are reliably told this is not the case and that, in fact, the two series of pictures were taken about a year apart. Kim is now 27 and Kourtney is 28, but Kardashian’s rep says the photos were taken when both were younger than 18.

Ford could claim the pictures had "artistic merit," meaning they’re only art and not child pornography. However, the fact that at least one of the girls was in "sexual positions," makes that claim a little tough. Looks like Ford could be in a few sexual positions of his own once he gets behind bars, where he’ll get the welcome sausage over and over again.

Victoria’s Secret Angels Naked

The Victoria’s Secret Angels got naked for the Vanity Fair November issue. Naked in this magazine is like bikini naked, where you see most of them naked, but for the parts you really want to see, you have to use your imagination. My imagination is picturing the Victoria’s Secret Angels serving me food and drinks, giving me a massage, and changing the television channels for me since I lost my remote. Click the thumbnail below to see the HQ image.

From left to right: Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Adriana Lima.

Britney Spears Get Naked

Another song from Britney Spears soon-to-drop album has been leaked. This one is called Get Naked. Whoa, that name totally caught me by surprise. Britney is just full of surprises. Our little princess is growing up. I just hope she doesn’t start drinking, drugging, and flashing her crotch. What’s that? She’s already done all that and more? Oh my. Someone wake me up from this nightmare. Pinching myself isn’t working.

Anna Nicole Smith Dead Pic

This photo was sent in alleging this is Anna Nicole Smith after she died. This is her, she is covered in vomit, but not dead. Her lips are not blue, and her skin is still pink and oxygenated. The pink in her hair is very festive for the ocassion. The sad part is someone close to her chose to take this picture of her passed out naked in her own vomit, rather than making sure her mouth and airway were clear of the vomit, and perhaps wiping her mouth and chest off. This is Anna alive, and not her corpse. It is possible this photo could have been taken earlier on the day she died. It is a reminder of how no one around her really cared about her as a human being, except her son who met the same fate. The inquest into Daniel’s death is still pending. Click here to see the NSFW uncensored picture.

Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards Naked in Playboy

Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards have been offered $1 million from Playboy to pose nude together. The Sun says:

"Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they’re seriously considering it." Pammi met Denise on the set of Blonde And Blonder last year, where they became friends.

Pam just payed off a gambling debt with sex, and now she’s engaged to the guy, and Denise is accusing ex Charlie Sheen of being a pedophile to try to get child support. They both are desperate for cash, and it’s not like they haven’t posed naked before. Thankfully Playboy uses photoshop, which can make an old hag look like a young hottie. Britney Spears reportedly offered to pose nude for Hugh Hefner, but he only offered her $400,000, or maybe Britney offered Hef the money. Britney’s bipolar personality confuses me. One minute her nipples are pointing North and South, and the next they’re laser beams causing planes to crash.