Malibu Residents Breathe Sigh of Relief as Britney’s Mansion Finally Sells

Anyone know of a good trailer park? Life & Style is reporting that Britney Spears has finally sold her house in Malibu.

Britney Spears has unloaded her house in Malibu for just under $12 million! A friend of the Spears family tells Life & Style that the seven-bedroom mansion, purchased by an anonymous buyer, sits on a 1.53-acre hilltop site in the gated Serra Retreat section of Malibu.

A Spears family friend says the long-awaited sale of the Malibu mansion Britney shared with ex-hubby Kevin Federline during their marriage was the last roadblock to finally settling their divorce. “They were just waiting on the sale of the house. Now Kevin gets his money,” the friend says.

Brit first put the house on the market last November for $13.5 million, but cut the price in March when no serious buyers emerged.

Britney’s other LA-area mansion, a six-bedroom house in Beverly Hills, remains on the market for just under $7.5 million.

Britney, meanwhile, is living full time in the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills.

This gives new meaning to "Trash Day" for the residents of Malibu. We’re told that the new owner will have to delay moving in due to a fine layer of Cheetohs residue coating the entire mansion.

Victoria Beckham Calls Herself Boring, and We Agree

For once, something we can have in common with Bitchy Spice.

During one of her contractually controlled interviews, Victoria Beckham told the AP:

"There are people that are much more famous in L.A. than David and myself. We’re not out every night. We’re probably a lot more boring than people think."

Also, from the story about her show and the move to America, blah blah blah and yadda yadda yadda.

Read more…

Tom Cruise Doesn’t Like Victoria Beckham’s Influence on the Transformation of Katie Holmes

Rumors are flying that Tom Cruise is not happy with the Posh situation and that he and Katie Holmes are fighting about her close relationship with the British swizzle stick.

They say he’s not happy that Katie cut her hair into that cute bob, at the urging of Victoria Beckham. He has said that he prefers long hair.

Apparently he doesn’t like Katie’s new BFF guiding her wardrobe choices, either, and frankly who can blame him. Who wants their wife to morph into a PoshTart?

Tom, make up your mind! You either want a moldable young companion or you don’t.

When she allowed you to start calling her Kate and to provide an escort any time she left the house, you probably thought her receptiveness to direction was "cute" and "handy"…perhaps even "helpful to your career."

Getting all ticked because you’re not the only Svengali in town? Please. Live by the sword. Die by the sword, my friend.

The movers pick up the Beckham’s cleats and corsets Wednesday and they’ll soon be your neighbors. The British invasion has just begun.

Goody! Bet cutie-pie Suri can’t wait.

Lance Bass Excited to Move Nearer His Incredibly Hot New Boyfriend

Can you believe that Lance Bass was able to land such super hotness? The tanner one in the back is Lance’s new man. You can get a better look at his abs below. Smokin!

Pedro Andrade is quite a looker and the New York Daily News is reporting Bass is giddy about the prospect of residing in the same city as his main squeeze.

We hear ex-boybander Lance Bass is excited to move to New York for his Broadway debut in the exhilarating "Hairspray" because he’ll be in the same town as his new boyfriend, Pedro Andrade, a Brazilian model we’d like to see in a pushup contest with Bass’ Air Force ex Reichen Lehmkuhl. Bass debuted the new man July 4, sipping Ciroc vodka cocktails at the Estate in Sag Harbor.

Bass wins. The cocktail-quaffing-in-the-Hamptons debut of Andrade is so much cooler than Lehmkuhl’s cheek-kissing silliness of a few months back.

And that’s saying a lot.

C’mon, don’t get mad. We all know that Bass was never the coolest of the *N Syncers. Just as he was always the gayest.

Remember his boy-meets-girl-on-the-train movie? Mwah ha ha ha.

What a relief for believable cinema to have Lance out!