Heather Mills was in Las Vegas to participate as a judge for the Miss USA pageant. On Friday Heather Mills took time from her busy schedule to bash her former husband Paul McCartney on GMTV. Later that day she was introduced at the Miss USA pageant to an audience that loudly booed her. Donald Trump, a Miss USA pageant co-owner, told People:

"I think America wants more Heather Mills."

True. It makes people feel better about themselves when they have someone like Heather to hate, and Heather makes it so easy, and feel so right.

Heather got to ask one of the girls a question last night in the video. I wanted to scratch my eyeballs out when I saw her. Aaaaaah!

Miss Tennessee bumped her elbow into Miss Mississippi’s boob in the Miss USA pageant last night. Without moments like these Miss USA puts me to sleep. They really need to have the finalists battle over the crown in an oil wrestling match in bikinis. These girls are wild behind the scenes, so why not let them express themselves in the ring?

Miss Texas won, but I didn’t watch. Did you?

Donald Trump was recently on Larry King Live and here’s what he said about Angelina Jolie:

"Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she’s like this great beauty. And I’m not saying she’s an unattractive woman, but she’s not beauty – by any stretch of the imagination. I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she’s not – I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean, I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she’s not."

You see what I was saying earlier? Donald’s philosophy is, "…beating up on lesbians is okay as long as they are just as much of a man as you are." Fake, plastic, silicon, no brains, and blond is Donald’s idea of beauty. The video above is a good example.

While the future of ‘The Apprentice’ is uncertain, Donald Trump isn’t wasting any more time with creating a new reality show… this time on MTV. Maybe he’s trying to reach the young and ‘cooler’ audience?

Trump’s new half hour show, ‘Pageant Palace’ is in lineup on the MTV network; focusing on the everyday lives of beauty pageant winners. According to Variety, it will featured Miss Universe and Miss USA sharing a fancy Manhattan apartment, while working their butts off with multiple duties- modeling, charity events and the like.

The new series will feature Miss USA Tara Conner, past winner of the pageant last year who stirred controversy for entering rehab for drugs and alcohol.

The promotion of this show will be a great way to stick it to his archenemy, loudmouth Rosie O’Donnell, who is up for the ‘Price Is Right’ gig herself.  Trump tells Variety magazine, "We’d been thinking about everything that happens backstage and how women like Tara captured the imagination of so many of us, including a slob named Rosie O’Donnell, who didn’t like that I gave Tara a second chance,"

The real estate mogul also co-owns Miss Universe and Miss Teen USA on NBC.

Donald Trump wanted us all to watch Miss Universe. Is he the one responsible for over waxing the stage so Miss USA Rachel Smith would fall on her butt? She really recovered quickly, and that plastic smile never left her face. These girls are real professionals.

Miss Japan, Riyo Mori, was crowned Miss Universe 2007. The last time Japan won the pageant was in 1959 when Akiko Kojima became the first Miss Universe from Asia. (source)