Mischa Barton had her boob pop out on its own again yesterday at a London fashion show. How convenient. I think she knew this would happen when she put her dress on backwards. That boob would be big in Hong Kong.

Mischa Barton’s boob popped out last night while she was getting into a cab in London. Mischa had just left the Fashion For Relief show at the Natural History Museum. We hear Josh Hartnett invited Mischa back to his place the other night for an all nighter. We also hear:

“Mischa was up to mischief, ordering triple vodka cranberries all night, and running around like a mad woman. She dropped a drink on a security man’s foot, and would only use the private disabled toilet.”

It’s good to see Mischa is staying away from drugs and alcohol after her recent DUI.

Mischa Barton has cottage cheese thighs at the tender age of 22. Mischa is pictured above in New York City this weekend.

I wouldn’t even point out Mischa’s obvious fat issues, but she keeps saying all the photos of her fat thighs are fake. The pictures and those cottage cheese thighs are real.

Mischa Barton is a contradiction. First she says she doesn’t care what people think about her cellulite thighs, then she does. Make up your mind. She told OK! magazine:

"I don’t care if people try to put me down. I just think it’s so sad that that’s what people spend their time doing. It might sound crazy, but I’m a really nice person. Out of my friends, I’m a very sensitive person. I’m the one everyone comes to for advice and I’m always dispensing advice so it’s funny when I get depressed, I need other people’s advice to make me happier. So if people put you down, it is what it is. I think its lame. I’m like, "Whatever, if that’s the way you want to be, but I don’t think it’s cool." You have to try to let it roll off your shoulder. It doesn’t always. It definitely affects me. I’m not immune. It just bums me out. I think its lame. I don’t really use the internet and I never buy tabloids. I’m not much an Internet person, I’m pretty backwards in my technology skills to be honest. So no, I tend to stay away from that kind of stuff. I think it’s kind of bad for you to harp over it."

Mischa isn’t denying these pictures of her cellulite thighs are real and accurate, but her rep is saying they are fake when she talkdd to Rush & Molloy:

"Those photos are doctored. I’m not saying she’s perfect, nobody is. But they’ve given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old. Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There’s a lot you can do with Photoshopping."

We’ll have to wait and see if Mischa has thunder thighs when she romps around on the beach in a bikini again. Until then, make yourself feel better by looking at these pictures.

Mischa Barton (22) has made a plea deal with the prosecutors that will keep her out of jail. In the deal Barton will serve a three-year Unsupervised probation term, attend a three-month alcohol-education class, and pay a fine of approximately $1,700. The marijuana possession charge will be dropped.

It’s really good to know that celebrity justice is still the law of the land. Too bad it’s not the same for us little people.

Barton said:

"Obviously I’m 100 percent responsible for my actions in this case. I’m really disappointed in myself. I don’t know what to say about it, except that I’m not perfect, and I just don’t ever intend to do something this stupid again."

I can’t wait to hear Barton’s excuse the next time she gets a DUI.