Recent reports say Milo Ventimiglia bought a ring for Hayden Panettiere, which implies they are getting engaged, until you learn what the ring looks like. In Touch reports:

The jewelers that provided the ring were Tiffany & Co. and the ring is reportedly an 18-karat yellow-gold ring, worth US $1,950.

The ring, called Somerset Heart, features a woven band and a heart, and according to the insider, is inscribed with writing saying Sweet like Hayden.

Wow! I had to walk around for a few minutes with my hands behind my head to calm down. I really thought my chance to win Hayden’s heart had just slipped through my fingers like a greased turd. It’s only a friendship ring, and Milo has a crooked smile, and three nipples, so I’m still in the running. I have three nipples, an extra toe, and two penises.

Looks like dating Hayden Panettiere has given Milo Ventimiglia’s career an even bigger boost than Heroes did. Milo just graced the cover of the Hong Kong edition of Prestige. Lock up your daughters. More Milo!

Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia watched the L.A. Kings hockey game this weekend. I’m not sure if you’ve ever seen a hockey game, so let me explain. These giant guys with big sticks skate around on the ice stopping periodically to beat the hell out of each other till the ice turns red. With that said I can’t understand what Hayden could think is so incredibly funny. Milo looks a bit confused. It’s called acting my friend. Hayden forgot she’s only supposed to laugh when Milo says something, so he thinks he made her laugh, and thus boost his self confidence. Judging by Hayden’s inability to time her laughter, she’s likely to burst out laughing during sex, causing her lover to lose his ability to ever attain an erection with a girl again. Perhaps this is why some men where pink shirts. Of course, I wouldn’t know. It’s not like I have all the answers, just most of them, after all, I’m only a scientist, not a celebrity.

Milo Ventimiglia, who is rumored to be dating 18 year-old Hayden Panettiere, told the BBC:

“The other day in Paris I had these two young girls that just… couldn’t have been more than sixteen or seventeen years old just telling me I’m sexy. That was kind of bizarre. Very strange. To be a thirty year old man having a teenager say you’re sexy is like… thank you. I appreciate it? Thank you.’”

It’s bizarre and strange for a teenage girl to idolize a male celebrity? What is disturbing is that Milo pretends to be uncomfortable with the idea, but is video taped dry humping his 18 year-old Heroes co-star, who is only a year or two older than these teenage fans. Thirty year-old men often still think like they’re a teenager, but even though age is only in the mind, statutory rape isn’t. Love transcends everything, except age limits in the law. We know what you’re thinking Milo, despite the tinfoil hat you’re wearing. I hope Milo knows about that show To Catch a Predator, because I really don’t want to see him talking to Chris Hansen with his pants around his ankles.

The other day there was an allegation that Hayden Panettiere threatened to kill an Us magazine reporter while she was on the red carpet: Here’s more:

Anyway, it was the unbreakable Hayden Panettiere who threatened to "kill" a staffer from Us Weekly over something she wrote about her in a recent issue. Just when it looked like Hayden was about to pull a Sylar on said reporter’s skull, her quick-thinking publicist grabbed her and scolded, "Not on the red carpet." It was a classic Hollywood moment – and one I predict will be streaming all over the Internet by week’s end.

Hayden didn’t mean to "kill" anyone. Maybe the people over at Us Weekly should pass out a dictionary defining slang used by young people. The reason Hayden isn’t happy is because she’s moving from one guy to another like musical chairs, and she wants to keep her sex life a secret. She dumped Stephen Colletti, and she’s already moved on to co-star Milo Ventimiglia. In the video above the Milo and Hayden were dancing at the Emmy Awards after show party, and Milo was tenderizing his new meat with his hands and lips. By the time Hayden hits 21 years-old she’ll have handled more meat than a butcher.