Miley Cyrus was at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood last evening. What’s that white creamy stuff all over her mouth? It’s only whipped cream … until later when Miley and her much older boyfriend hookup.

Miley Cyrus revealed her new slutty belly button ring at her 16th birthday bash at Disneyland on Sunday.

All she needs now is a tramp stamp tattoo on her lower back.

Miley’s real sixteenth birthday isn’t until November 23.

According to reports, the Miley Cyrus is trying to get fired from Hannah Montana, so she can pursue a solo acting and singing career. Daddy Billy Ray Cyrus is reportedly helping Miley. Both Miley and Billy Ray have been showing up to the set really late, delaying production, and upsetting everyone off on the set.

Billy Ray said he and Miley will do twelve more Hannah Montana episodes then they will be done. Disney heard this and exercised a clause in the contract to add six more episodes, and informed Billy’s agent.

Don’t bit the hand that feeds you. No one wants to work with jerks.

For those who have been wondering what Juston Gaston (20) looks like as an underwear model, here he is. We already know what Miley Cyrus (15) looks like in her underwear. We think they should take a picture together in their underwear.

Miley Cyrus (15) was out on a date again last night with boyfriend Justin Gaston (20) at Universal City Walk. Miley likes older men, since they won’t have sex with her unless they want to go to jail for statutory rape, which is how she stays a virgin.