You might remember Milana Dravnel as the stripper who sued Oscar De La Hoya after she sold fake pictures of him to X17 for $75,000 wearing lingerie. Dravnel had sued La Hoya for $100 million tarnishing her good name, but had to withdraw her lawsuit after it was found her pictures were fraudulent.

Dravnel was arrested Tuesday night when she tried to shoplift $1,000 worth of merchandise. She’s been charged with fourth degree larceny and possession of stolen property. Finally Dravnel’s lawyer, Salvatore Strazzullo, has some legitimate legal work to do for her.

Ex-Scores stripper Milana Dravnel has dropped her $100 million dollar lawsuit against Oscar De La Hoya, after she claimed he falsely called her a liar when she released photos of De La Hoya where women’s lingerie. An expert for La Hoya determined the pictures were "digitally altered," which means Milana "WAS LYING!"

De La Hoya’s lawyer Judd Burstein told the New York Daily News:

"She was facing very large damages and so she agreed to drop the case. The case would have been dismissed anyway."

Maybe now Milana will disappear back into obscurity. It’s too bad the courts don’t automatically throw people like this in jail for lying.

Since experts now know the pictures were digitally altered, we now know how sleazy paparazzi agency X17 is, who bought the pictures from Milana for $70,000. They haven’t filed suit against her, which leaves a lot of room for speculation that they were in on the hoax, and Milana’s effort to extort money form De La Hoya.

Milana Dravnel is suing Oscar de La Hoya for $100 Million for discrediting her sale of his picture in women’s underwear and panty hose. In September, former stripper and current model, Milana said she could not verify the pictures were of Oscar that she sold for $70,000, now she says she can. On Fox News today her lawyer said she is suing Oscar for $100 million because her career has the potential to be worth that much, and now Oscar has made her like "radiation, no one wants to be around her." Neil Cavuto asked Milana if she thinks she could make that much money modeling in her lifetime, she said "no." Her attorney was flustered by her honesty. He looks slick.

It’s a strange world when a girl who had an affair with Oscar betrays and embarrasses him publicly, then sues him for $100 million dollars for denying the validity of pictures she sold. This girl is radiation. Who wants to be around someone who will stab you in the back to make a dollar?

I’m not going to lie and say I was shocked to see Oscar de La Hoya in fishnet stockings. I’ve been expecting something like this for years. The lines that divided the sexes, the races, levels of intelligence, levels of health, and more are all being broken down. Pretty soon we’re all going to be either people without individual identities, or blobs of infected puss. These photos of Oscar were sold for $70,000 by Milana Dravnel, who was his ex girlfriend. Here’s what she said:

The photos are being peddled by a Scores West dancer, according to R. Couri Hay, the Gotham magazine columnist who scored the first interview with the twentysomething woman.

"She says she took the photos at the Ritz-Carlton in Philadelphia on May 17," Hay tells us. "I fully believe she is telling the truth. She had been reluctant to talk. But now that she’s being called a liar, she’s ready to sell her story. And, believe me, she has a lot of details."

I love that. She’s willing to “SELL,” not tell, her side of the story, and you better have the bucks cause she don’t screw people for free. Here’s what he said:

Embarrassing photos allegedly of boxing legend Oscar De La Hoya in drag circulated on the Internet yesterday, showing what X17online.com claimed was the fighter in a fishnet outfit, heels, ladies’ underwear and a wig. But Ramiro Gonzalez, a rep for De La Hoya’s Golden Boy Promotions, said, "Our position is that they are doctored pictures. We have our lawyers looking into this and we have no further comment." The shots were sold to the site by a former Scores West stripper who claims she met the boxer more than a year ago and role-played with him. "He would call himself Goldie," a middleman told us.

When I was thirteen years old, I started to really like girls, and I was curious, so I snuck into a girls bathroom. I hid in the first stall with the door closed, so I could peek through the crack hoping to see girls changing. Instead of changing, several girls saddled up on the toilets in the other stalls. They were even talking to each other while they let out the loudest and smelliest farts I’ve every experienced. One girl even slipped a tampon under the dividing wall for the other to borrow, and by borrow I don’t mean return when she’s done with it. The bell rang, and the girls left the bathroom, which allowed me to make my escape. I lost interest in girls after that until high school, when a surge of hormones dropped my IQ by about 100 points. I expect this is what happened to Oscar the day he dressed up in fishnet stockings at the request of a stripper he wanted to bone. At the time he could say at least he didn’t have to pay for it, but he will now.