A woman’s boyfriend paid $350,000 so she could kiss George Clooney. Does she know where his mouth has been? She also got a seven-day Mediterranean getaway on a private boat. Most men wouldn’t accept $350,000 to let George Clooney kiss their girlfriend. Maybe it turns him on. What do you think George would have done if the girl would have demanded a refund because the kiss SUCKED!? It’s so ironic this girl turned out to be hot. When I did the kissing booth for my high school events, all the girls were fat and ugly.

Michelle Rodriguez offered to kiss Sharon Stone if bidders would go higher on a private tennis lesson from guest Monica Seles. (The bidders did, but Rodriguez didn’t pucker up.) Rodriguez is such a tease. (source)

Michelle Rodriguez was spotted on Rodeo Drive shopping to kill some time, after she left a nearby salon that applied some sort of mask. Rodriguez looks like one of the characters from Mel Gibson’s Apolcalypto movie.

Rosie O’Donnell hosted the Matrix Awards in New York yesterday, an award to honor the achievements of women in media. Over 2,000 were in attendance, and among those honored were Meredith Vieira, Joan Didion, Arianna Huffington, and 17 high school girls who won scholarships to pursue their goals of a career in journalism. So to class things up, Rosie said “f__k” about a hundred times, and grabbed her crotch while yelling for Donald Trump to “eat me”. Barbara Walters lowered her head and covered her face.

"I was offended by how vulgar and common O’Donnell was," said Robert Zimmerman, a Democrat active in progressive causes. "It was especially inappropriate with young people present."

Even though Rodriguez is used to muff diving, this is exactly what her face would look like if she ate Rosie.

Michelle Rodriguez blames everybody but herself for her two drunken-driving convictions. "At 15 miles an hour, never killed a pot head.. We get stopped driving like 15 miles an hour down a 35- to 40-mph road," the bisexual "Lost" star writes on her grammatically challenged blog. "I cry, this sucks a – -. I hire some lawyer from Hawaii, lose my 28 acres of land and my home in Jersey paying him off, just so I can get the same treatment I would have gotten from a public defender. I realized my payday in movies was way better than TV at that moment." She moans about another case, "I get bitch slapped by Uncle Sam again in Hollywood. I get a sentence to wear a bracelet for three months … to detect liquor content in your sweat … The second day the guy calls me and says you’ve got an alcohol reading. I was like, I haven’t had any liquor. He’s like, well you can’t use Listerine, no shampoo, or soap, or lotion, or perfume, with alcohol in it." When the bracelet registered alcohol twice more, "I started to feel a bit like a pawn … For someone like me … this level of control just isn’t necessary." Oh yes it is.

Rodriguez is one of the many liberal minded people in the world that doesn’t understand what it means to take responsibility for her actions. Her don’t hear her say anything about how dangerous it is to drink and drive. Many innocent adults and children have been killed by drunk drivers like Rodriguez. She deserved a lot more than she got, and if she continues to think she knows it all, then she will eventually get what she deserves, but hopefully she doesn’t kill anyone to get there.

Former real-life inmate criminal, and former lost star, Michelle Rodriguez showed off a fake GPS ankle bracelet. She looks like she’s proud to have a criminal past. She was jailed for a DUI. I’m not a fan.