Seth Rogen and Andy Samberg did a Fast and the Furious spoof on Saturday Night Live on Saturday called, The Fast and The Bi Curious.

The Fast and the Furious topped the box office this weekend with a $72,508 debut. The movie stars Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriquez.

Michelle Rodriguez checked herself into Lynwood Jail Sunday afternoon to begin serving her 180 day jail sentence for violating her probation. Michelle must serve 180 days in jail without the possibility of early release after she violated her probation four times. She was on probation for many crimes including DUI, and hit and run. She violated probation by lying about completing community service, and drinking alcohol three times while wearing her ankle bracelet alcohol monitor. For Christmas dinner Michelle will get a big serving of hot tuna, just the way she likes it.

Joining Cynthia Watros and Michelle Rodriguez, Daniel Dae Kim is the third Lost star to be arrested for DUI. Hawaii is tough on drunks.

Michelle Rodriguez was sentenced Wednesday to six months in jail for violating probation in a DUI case, and she couldn’t be happier. People says:

"(She) admitted violating her probation by failing to provide proof of completion of her community service and for consuming alcohol three times while wearing an alcohol-monitoring device," said the L.A. City Attorney’s office in a statement. Rodriguez (also) turned in a false document showing that she completed one day of community service on Sept. 25, court filings show. The actress later stated that she was in New York on that date. She must report to a Los Angeles County jail by Dec. 24. She was also ordered to complete 30 days of road clean-up duty. Superior Court Judge Daviann L. Mitchell also ruled that the actress is not to be granted an early release, despite L.A.’s jail overcrowding.

The only way a lesbian like Michelle would see this as punishment is if the judge ordered her to spend her time in a men only jail. Why doesn’t he just lock her in a room with her girlfriend for six months? She probably violated her probation so she could go back and see her other girlfriend on the inside.

Despite having to lose the long locks and set aside her Sidekick, at least Paris Hilton and her future cell mate will have lots to chat about when the heiress enters Lynwood, California’s Century Regional Detention Centre in a week. It has been revealed that the blond jailbird will be sharing her two-person cell with a woman serving time for reckless driving.

I was hoping for something a little more exciting. Maybe a lesbian kick-boxer who mutilated her husband.

I had great expectations that Paris might learn something in jail that would inspire her to keep in check for a while. But in Hollywood it seems that nothing good can come from putting like-minded people within close proximity to one another. Just look what happened to Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan when they embarked on their size-0 endeavors.

Oh, well. With any luck her cell-mate will be Michelle Rodriguez. That would make for a great reality television show.