Michelle Elyzabeth finally woke up out of her delusional nightmare, after getting fired by Heather Mills. Elyzabeth worked as Mills’ publicist for four long years. Elyzabeth told Extra:

"After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me "stupid." I reminded her that she was not "God" and she answered, "I will never ever talk to you again."

"I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her."

You’ll have to forgive Elyzabeth for not realizing what a gold digging B Mills is. Elyzabeth is kind of slow. Mills doesn’t really need a publicist anyway. Just ask her a question, and she’ll go on and on and on … until you want to jump off a cliff. It’s too bad for Mills though, since Elyzabeth was the only friend she had left in the whole world.