Michael Phelps has been spending a lot of time in Las Vegas, and instead of just picking up an STD, as well as burning a hole in his pocket, Michael found a new gold digger girlfriend who works at the Palms casino asa a cocktail waitress, when she isn’t taking her clothes off to model. In a horny teenager move, Michael also brought the new girl home to meet his mother. He forgot the rule, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. More pictures here.

Michael Phelps is shirtless on the cover of GQ. That might be sexy if it wasn’t Phelps with his retardo face.

Michael Phelps was spotted Thursday at LAX with Nicole Johnson, the 2007 Miss California USA runner-up, after they returned from Baltimore. It wasn’t long ago that everyone wanted to know who Phelps was dating, now few people even care.

Michael Phelps was in Las Vegas, and he was letting his attention deficit disorder get the best of him. Phelps forgot the hands-off rule, and began aggressively groping the girls working at the Playboy club.

In Phelps defense, this is probably the first time he’s ever touched a girl with very little clothes on. At least now he can afford a girlfriend, so go easy on him.

Michael Phelps (23) is will release his book Built to Succeed on December. The book will tell the story behind his historic eight gold medal swims, which resulted in seven world records.

Will you buy it?