Michael Phelps on GQ Cover

Michael Phelps is shirtless on the cover of GQ. That might be sexy if it wasn’t Phelps with his retardo face.

Michael Phelps is Dating Nicole Johnson

Michael Phelps was spotted Thursday at LAX with Nicole Johnson, the 2007 Miss California USA runner-up, after they returned from Baltimore. It wasn’t long ago that everyone wanted to know who Phelps was dating, now few people even care.

Michael Phelps Aggressive with Girls at Playboy Club

Michael Phelps was in Las Vegas, and he was letting his attention deficit disorder get the best of him. Phelps forgot the hands-off rule, and began aggressively groping the girls working at the Playboy club.

In Phelps defense, this is probably the first time he’s ever touched a girl with very little clothes on. At least now he can afford a girlfriend, so go easy on him.

Michael Phelps Writing a Book

Michael Phelps (23) is will release his book Built to Succeed on December. The book will tell the story behind his historic eight gold medal swims, which resulted in seven world records.

Will you buy it?

Michael Phelps Rumored to be Dating Stephanie Rice

Michael Phelps is rumored to be dating Stephanie Rice, but the rumor appears to be false. The picture above shows Eamon Sullivan being congratulated by his girlfriend Stephanie Rice at the swim trials on day 7 of the 2008 Olympics in Beijing. The rumor says:

Team Oz swimming insiders say the pair were very close at a party organized by swimming star Ian Thorpe on Monday night AND on Tuesday a shirtless Phelps supposedly got friendly with Rice at a Speedo promotion.

The rumor is false.

There’s another picture of Eamon and Stephanie below.

Here’s a pic of Stephanie as a naughty police officer. She would have been a better choice for Playboy than Amanda Beard.