Michael Lohan said he is clearing his busy *cough* schedule to be with his daughter Lindsay Lohan during this difficult time. He’s flying to see his daughter forthwith. Michael said:

"Breakups are never pretty and they’re never easy. I’m here for Lindsay any time. I’ve cleared my schedule to go meet her in L.A. I hope Dina takes good care of her in the meantime."

Michael never liked Samantha Ronson, so his wish finally came true. He then reminds us that Dina Lohan is always trying to be an obstacle to his relationship with Lindsay:

"At a time like this she needs someone standing by her side. It’s about time she had both parents with her, without Dina driving a wedge between us. It’s time for Lindsay to resurrect her life and career."

So true.

Michael Lohan spoke out on the arrest warrant for Lindsay Lohan saying:

"I am very concerned for my daughter. I love her. I wish the very best for her. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – she has to be careful of the people around her. I worry about any of those negative elements in her life. I’m going to do everything I can to help her, including going to LA this week. I know that Steven and Danny Baldwin have reached out to her to help as well."

Lindsay’s bad behavior is her own responsibility, it can’t be blamed on other people. Lindsay is old enough to make her own decisions. Blame seems to be a Lohan tradition. By going to LA, Michael is only going to cause more problems. Just call Lindsay and tell her to check into rehab again, and then get some long term counseling.

Michael Lohan did an interview on Good Day Philadelphia this morning where he hoped to only talk about his upcoming boxing match, but the subject turned to his daughter, Lindsay Lohan, and her extreme weight loss. Michael responded:

"Lindsay goes through her fluctations in weight for different roles she’s in, and travelling and what she’s eating and taking care of herself."

He added, "I’ll talk to her about it – I’ll see what’s going on."

"Our relationship has been a little strained because of her relationship with Samantha, but we do communicate."

When asked about all the time Lindsay spends with Samantha Ronson Michael said:

"Well is Lindsay a DJ or is she an actress, that’s my question."

Right now, Lindsay is an unemployed actress, who is grubbing for money any chance she gets, and some of that comes from showing up with Ronson to DJ events.

Michael expressed his concern over Lindsay’s weight loss in tweets on Twitter today:

how long do we have to sit back and wait for something tragic to happen?
about 19 hours ago from mobile web

my daughter needs help. please, reach out to her it saddens All of us. godbless
about 17 hours ago from mobile web

eat. please.
about 21 hours ago from mobile web

Going out 2 dinner with erin ~ movie… mike 2 – samantha zero
4:37 PM Feb 22nd from web

Michael Lohan heard that Barack Obama rejected Lindsay Lohan’s support and endorsement, because he doesn’t want someone with her character associated with him. Michael said in response:

"Everyone is entitled to an opinion and so is Obama and his staff. Then again, you know what they say about opinions. Unfortunately, for them, to make such a comment about my daughter was a big mistake … Look at Angelina Jolie and the wonderful things she has done in her life, and now watch how Lindsay does the same."

Lindsay and Jolie are complete opposites, except for maybe the whore part, which Jolie appears to have grown out of.

Tucker Bounds, the spokesman for the John McCain, said in response to Obama’s rejection of Lindsay:

"So let me get this straight, they turned away Lindsay Lohan, but Barack Obama has friends like unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers, and convicted felon Tony Rezko? Maybe LiLo is just too upstanding for Barack Obama."

Anderson Cooper called Living Lohan horrible, and said Ali Lohan, although 14 years-old, looks 60. Dina then issued a lame response, and Cooper responded back. Michael Lohan, never one to miss a media opportunity, also issued this response to Access Hollywood:

“I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself. He is the last person to judge anyone, when he and his own family have their own issues.”

We all know Michael is referring to the gay thing, which he should know a lot about since Lindsay Lohan is carrying on with Samantha Ronson. Michael should have just followed my advice, and called for an end to Living Lohan. The Lohans love a good down-and-dirty fight.

Cooper will no doubt be much more elegant if he responds to Michael.