Michael Lohan Responds to Anderson Cooper

Anderson Cooper called Living Lohan horrible, and said Ali Lohan, although 14 years-old, looks 60. Dina then issued a lame response, and Cooper responded back. Michael Lohan, never one to miss a media opportunity, also issued this response to Access Hollywood:

“I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself. He is the last person to judge anyone, when he and his own family have their own issues.”

We all know Michael is referring to the gay thing, which he should know a lot about since Lindsay Lohan is carrying on with Samantha Ronson. Michael should have just followed my advice, and called for an end to Living Lohan. The Lohans love a good down-and-dirty fight.

Cooper will no doubt be much more elegant if he responds to Michael.

Anderson Cooper Hates Living Lohan

Anderson Cooper filled in for Regis Philbin, and co-hosted alongside Kelly Ripa. Cooper said he hates Living Lohan, and called it a train wreck. He said:

"I can’t believe I’m wasting a minute of my life watching these horrific people. Living Lohan is just atrocious."

Cooper says Dina only got the show because of Lindsay Lohan, who is never on the show, and will never be on the show, but “we hope she is, and until then we’re stuck with these horrific people." Cooper then bashes Ali Lohan saying:

"Then there’s this seemingly nice 14 year-old girl, who looks to be about 60. She allegedly wants to be a singer, and/or actress slash performer of some sort, strip tease person, I don’t know. I say that with love and concern."

Cooper also says Dina is pushing Ali out there, telling her she’s a star. He’s got Dina pegged. Kelly tries to clean it up by saying:

"Their obviously a multi-talented family, the kids sing, and perform."

Coopers busts up laughing. Then says:

"Uh yeah sure, maybe that’s in the episode I didn’t see."

It’s hard not to be an Anderson Cooper fan after seeing this side of him.

Dina responded to OK! magazine saying:

"People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him."

Pushing your no-talent daughter out in front of the world seems a lot more cruel, than Cooper calling it for what it is.

When Michael Lohan issues his statement, coming any minute now, he would be smart to just agree with Cooper, and call for an end to Living Lohan.

Ashley Kaufmann Speaks

Ashley Kaufmann, and her mother Kristi Kaufmann, gave an interview for The Insider. It’s only a teaser, but Ashley, who looks just like Michael Lohan, said she doesn’t want to see him, but she’d love to meet Lindsay Lohan. Duh.

If the paternity test comes back positive, then Michael and Ashley might need some 1 on 1 counseling to help them build a father-daughter bond.

Kristi is trying to play it off as though the whole public debacle is Michael’s fault, but it seems to be more about money than anything else. Especially since neither Kristi, nor Ashley, really want anything to do with Michael.

Ashley Kaufmann Wants to Sing Like Lindsay Lohan

Either someone at MSNBC reads HG, or rumors travel faster than the speed of light. MSNBC is reporting that Michael Lohan’s alleged daughter, and alleged half-sister of Lindsay Lohan, wants a recording contract:

Alleged illegitimate Lohan sister Ashley Kaufmann is reportedly trying to follow in the footsteps of her possible half-sisters Lindsay and Ali by approaching studios about cutting a record deal.

A record-industry insider says, “Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”

A Lohan family source adds, “Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.”

Earlier today I floated the idea that if Ashley were determined to be Michael’s real daughter, that Dina would want Ali Lohan and Ashley to make a record together. Looks like a lot of people already see where this is all going.

Daryl Kaufmann, husband of Ashley’s mom Kristi Kaufmann, said today the family did not sell the pictures of Ashley to tabloids, but only put her face out there to get Michael to pay child support. What are they going to say about the recording contract rumor?

Michael Lohan Will Sue Kristi Kaufmann

Michael Lohan has been trying to sell the results of a DNA paternity test, when they come back from the lab, which will determine if he is the father of 13 year-old Ashley Kaufmann. A source said:

"Michael wanted 50k if the paternity test came back positive and 20k if it came back negative. "He’s ridiculous!"

All the magazines have passed on the offer, but OK! paid for the test to be done, but has "no interest" in buying the results.

Michael said if the result is negative, the results will be released immediately. If the result is positive, he will take the time to speak to his children about it, face-to-face. Then he will release the information to the media. He is adamant that his children hear from him first.

Michael also said he will sue the mother, Kristi Kaufmann,for libel and defamation of character if the paternity test result is negative.

Kristi, who waited 13 years before demanding money from Michael, has been selling pictures of her daughter to magazines even though she said she wasn’t going to. If Ashley turns out to be related to the Lohan clan, I can just imagine Dina suddenly getting Ashley and Ali together to record an album.