Michael Caine says Johnny Depp will be The Riddler, and Philip Seymour Hoffman will be The Penguin, in the next Batman blockbuster movie:

"I was with a Warner Bros. executive and I said, ‘Are we going to make another one?’ They said yeah. I said, ‘How the hell are we going to top Heath? And he says ‘I’ll tell you how you top Heath — Johnny Depp as The Riddler and Philip Seymour Hoffman as The Penguin.’ I said, ‘S–t, they’ve done it again!’”

If only Heath Ledger were still alive to make this a threesome.

On Wednesday Jude Law was arrested after allegedly attacking a photog outside his home in London. Law denied the allegation on Wednesday. The incident occurred after Law presented a lifetime achievement award to Michael Caine at a Tuesday night ceremony organized by GQ magazine. The photog gave this statement to the Daily Mail:

“I was at a bus stop near Jude’s house but I wasn’t taking pictures of him. My camera was still in the bag. He was by himself when he recognized me and started accusing me of being a pedophile and that all I wanted to do was take pictures of his children. I was shocked at his behaviour.”

Back in April of 2006 Jude did the exact same thing to another photog in Los Angeles, California:

After threatening the photog (”I’ll have you up for pedophilia!”), Law questions the camera-man about filming his kids, and the camera-man claims he didn’t realize he was filming them. Law then appears to slap the camera, saying, “Look in your f***ing camera!”

“You don’t film my f***ing children!” Law says again before hurling a few more obscenities, then leaving.

Last time I checked pedophiles hung around places where children play like playgrounds, and Internet chat rooms, not outside Jude’s house. How does he know pedophiles are even attracted to his kids? Besides, what respectable pedophile would want to date his kids when their dad is always assaulting them before they even get to the front door?