Next season’s contestants on "Dancing With the Stars" have been "leaked." I’m guessing this is the same kind of leak that happens when Paris Hilton calls the paparazzi to tell them where she is going to be and then feigns shock and horror when they actually show up. Yeah, that kind of leak. Anyway, the list is a veritable who’s who in the world of Has-Beens. TMZ has named them on their site, along with photos. Here is the list: Tori Spelling, Jennie Garth, Aaron Carter, Mark Cuban, Wayne Newton, Jane Seymour, Floyd Mayweather Jr., Nia Peeples, Richard Quest, Lou Ferrigno, Gisele Bundchen, Helio Castroneves, and Sabrina Bryan. Apparently Melanie Brown, a.k.a. Mel B., a.k.a. Scary Spice, is going to be involved in the show in some form, but not as a dancer. We’re guessing that her freaky deaky husband probably forbade her to dance.

Can’t you just read the tag line for this show? What happens when Donna Martin, the Hulk, and Proactiv-spokesperson-to-be Aaron Carter sashay into the world of dancing? Hilarity ensues!

The nice thing is that a bus will pick up the contestants after the show wraps and take them to their stint on "The Surreal Life."

The Sun UK says that Melanie Browns new husband Stephan Belafonte is wanted by the police in New Jersey because he killed a duck with a brick. The Sun also reveals that his name used to be Stephen Stansbury and he changed it, "to hide his murky past" (editors note – cue ominous "DUN, DUN DUN!" music). The Sun says:

Belafonte admitted killing the mallard with a brick outside his house in Point Pleasant, but fled to Los Angeles without paying a £300 court fine.

News of the cruelty comes just days after the Spice Girl’s hubby was exposed as a wife-beater and an alleged love cheat.

An Ocean County court spokeswoman said: “A warrant has been issued over unpaid fines and costs relating to an animal control offence. He will be arrested if he returns to the area.”

Bricks are very popular weapons used by angry crowds of rioting people and morons.

The Mirror UK reveals today that Melanie Brown’s new husband Stephen Belafonte was arrested in 2003 for attacking his common-law wife Nicole Contreras. Court papers accused him of "willfully and unlawfully using violence against Nicole“. Belafonte pled "no contest" to the battery charge, which is considered the same as a guilty plea. Belafonte faced up to one year in jail, but was let off with a suspended sentence, probation, and was ordered to complete a one year domestic violence program. Belafonte began the program in 2003 but skipped so many classes that he was thrown out twice. He eventually completed the course in 2005. Adding to all this, a different girlfriend tells the Mirror he cheated on her non stop and was “a psycho”. She said:

"He never invited me over, never introduced me to his friends, never talked about his family. We met about two weeks after he broke up with the mother of his daughter. But he later told me that he was still sleeping with her throughout the whole time we dated. I knew in my gut something wasn’t right about this guy. He was such a psycho and all-round weirdo."

On last night’s "Larry King Live," Larry revealed that Eddie Murphy’s people are claiming Scary demanded a $9 million mega mansion from him. Brown denied Eddie’s claim.

This guy is amazing, he looks like he has downs syndrome and he’s violent. It’s great Brown found her soul mate. These two just got married, only four months after she had Eddie Murphy’s baby. It’s good thing Melanie married him, because the ladies were probably standing in line hoping he’d pick them.

On Friday Eddie Murphy said the paternity test confirmed he IS the father of a 4-month-old daughter with Melanie Brown, but it wasn’t planned, since they only dated briefly. Eddie also said he has paid all the child support owed and covered the expenses of Brown’s pregnancy. Brown on the other hand says the pregnancy was planned, they were going to get married, and claims Eddie hasn’t paid a thing, and she filed a paternity suit against Eddie. Although Eddie says he wants to keep this private, that only makes him look guilty. If Eddie paid everything he said he did, he should make copies of his receipts and go on Oprah to shut down Scary Spice right now. One of these two is an a-hole.

Brown has wasted no time in hooking up with another guy. A sure sign she’s a stable influence on her daughter. She has what looks like an engagement ring on her left hand, but she’s wearing it on her middle finger. Where did she get that? Then of course there’s the fact she is both drinking alcohol, and smoking in these pictures. Is she still breast feeding?

…and yes, she does look hot and spicy in her bikini.

Melanie ‘Scary Spice’ Brown wasted no time as far as her love life goes—after splitting from ex-boyfriend Eddie Murphy also the not-so-proud father of their baby girl, Brown insisted she’d finally found the love of her life.

The singer has been dating film producer Stephen Belafonte after the split with Murphy and admits she is ready to get marry for a second time.

She says, “He’s the love of my life and I am going to marry him.”

Brown, who was in a distressing paternity lawsuit with Murphy over their daughter Angel Iris, says Belafonte stepped up the plate to take role as the father of her three-month old daughter.

She adds, “Stephen’s been a godsend. Eddie hasn’t been in touch once since I had the baby–it’s unbelievable. But Stephen has been a tower of strength.”