The clothes Britney Spears wore on the set of How I Met Your Mother are going to be auctioned off. Looks like they won’t be going to be inducted into the acting Hall of Fame.

A report today says the rumor that Britney will sing at Mel Gibson’s church is untrue. Mel did say he had been meeting with Britney to try to help her with her issues. Mel’s rep is the one who denied Britney would be singing at Mel’s church. Being very religious, he may have asked Britney to join his church, which would mean she might just sing there anyway.

There’s also a rumor today that Jamie Spears wants to take his daughter back to Louisiana, because he’s afraid he can’t control the bad influences around her much longer. That rumor is not true. Britney’s two sons are in Los Angeles, and daddy isn’t going to separate them. Britney is also opening a dance studio soon in Los Angeles, which is good for her physical and mental health, and daddy isn’t going to prevent that either.

The one thing that does remain true, is that Britney loves Starbucks.

On Saturday Britney Spears had another visit with her son, then later that night she went to a Russian restaurant for a dinner meeting with Mel Gibson. The dinner was part of a two-hour group dinner at the Romanov restaurant in Studio City on Saturday. A source said:

"It was exciting to have both of them here together. We heard they hit it off and that Britney seemed excited."

I wonder how many times Britney begged Mel to put her in one of his movies. I also wonder how many times Mel thought about taking a bite out of Britney’s sugar tits.

Over the weekend Lindsay Lohan watched a Los Angeles Lakers game. When her face showed up on the jumbotron the crowd booed. Lakers fans showed the same disrespect to Mel Gibson when he was at a game with his son recently.

Mel Gibson and his son attended the Los Angeles Lakers versus Chicago Bulls last night at Staples Center. The Lakers won. At one point Mel’s face showed up on the Jumbotron, and fans booed, so Mel stuck out his tongue. Mel made a mistake, has made amends, and did far less than most other stars in Hollywood, yet he is treated so differently. It must have something to do with his devotion to religion, and financial success. When a moral man makes a mistake he is condemned. When an immoral slut makes a mistake no one expects anything less. There is a time and place for everything however. Mel was sitting there with his son, and his son doesn’t deserve to see his father embarrassed like that. Those fans owe Mel’s son an apology. What they did was rude and inconsiderate. Shame shame shame.

A former Britney Spears bodyguard, backup dancer, and makeup artist started a MySpace page called Be Proactive to Help, which urges people to boycott Britney’s new album Blackout due to be released October 30. The organizers say:

"Don’t buy her stuff until she’s better. We aren’t doing this to be mean. We’re doing this out of concern, for herself and for her boys."

Meanwhile, many areas from San Diego, and all around Los Angeles like Malibu are burning like hell’s fury, and all the paparazzi are concerned about is getting another shot of Britney while homes burn to the ground. Residents told the New York Observer:

“Basically, all the paparazzi are still out there trying to get their Britney shot. They don’t even care much about the burning houses.” He said there are five to ten lensmen around the clock. “It’s insane. Just as bad as it was before, only now there are burning trees. Basically, Britney needs to get the f**k out of Malibu.”

Mel Gibson’s wife even told another local resident:

“It’s so annoying that people are more concerned about if Britney Spears’s house was burnt”-so far, it’s escaped any damage-“‘than their own well-being.’” Mad Max’s wife, who was forced to evacuate along with the couple’s twin boys, went on to say that the situation says horrible things about “people’s priorities.”

Britney is really a spectacle with the fires raging. She just keeps running into burning houses saying things like "Anyone seen my dog?," and "Are there no gentlemen left in the world? Where can a girl get a light for her cigarette?"

Below are scans of Britney’s new album Blackout before it hits the stores. You’re welcome, I think.