Tom Cruise appeared in Tropic Thunder as a bald and slightly overweight guy. Tom was supposed to be funny in this comedy, but all I saw was Tom being intense, because Tom only has two modes: intense and really intense. He’s not funny. Maybe the rest of the movie is funny, but just not this scene.

Matthew McConaughey is in the scene with Tom, so there’s some hotness relief.

The first clip above was removed, but here’s another below, so watch it while it lasts.

Matthew McConaughey, Camila Alves, and Levi Alves McConaughey, all went to the beach to watch daddy surf. Can you believe Camila just had a baby only three weeks ago?

Matthew McConaughey, Levi Alves McConaughey, and momma Camila Alves graced the cover of OK! magazine for $3 million. Matthew said:

"I said, ’Come here, little man. I saw the pecker and screamed that we’d been right all along about him being a boy. Then I brought him over to her [Camila]. It was neat to find out what the sex was, because we didn’t have the doctor tell us beforehand. I’ve pulled out some baby pictures of myself, and the resemblance is amazing. This kid has a lot to learn from us. I want him to come out being a little wiser, a little cooler and a little happier than we are."

What else did you expect surfer dude McConaughey to say?

Matthew McConaughey will be paid $3 million by OK! magazine for the first pics of his baby Levi Alves McConaughey, who was born Monday to mommy Camila Alves. The deal includes Levi’s first Christmas. If Matthew and Camila get married, OK! gets the rights to those pictures, but will have to pay more money.

It pays to be a celebrity.

Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend Camila Alves have named their new baby boy Levi Alves McConaughey. Matthew explains how the couple came up with Levi’s name:

"Levi was another name for the apostle Matthew in The Bible. They were, in fact, two names for the same person."

"Our son was born at 6:22 pm, and this particular time represents my favorite verse in the book of Matthew in The Bible: ’If thy eye be single, thy whole body will be full of light.’"

"Baby Levi’s middle name is taken directly from his mother Camila’s last name. We wanted to incorporate her family name."

Matthew and Camila also released the following statement:

"We welcome Levi Alves McConaughey into this wonderful life and look forward to living in it with him. In the mean time and all times, just keep livin’."

-Matthew David McConaughey and Camila Maria Saraiva de Araujo Alves