Dan Rather calls Barack Obama Osama Bin laden

Dan Rather was on Morning Joe discussing Jesse Jackson using the N word, and saying he wanted to cut Obama’s nuts off, when he then referred to Barack Obama as Osama Bin laden, and no one said a word to correct him. It’s amazing how people say what they’re really thinking, without even realizing they said it.

Just 2 weeks ago, Matt Lauer made exactly the same mistake.

Matt Lauer Says Obama Bin Laden on Today Show

Matt Lauer mistakenly said "Obama Bin Laden" on the Today show today. Oops! That’s what is going on in a lot of people’s minds, only because Obama and Osama sound so similar.

Lindsay Lohan Mugshot for DUI

Lindsay Lohan just turned herself in to be arrested and booked on Friday for a Beverly Hills DUI and reports that cocaine was found in her blood taken at the hospital after running her car into a tree. With all the money she just paid to bail herself out twice, she could have hired a secret service driver for a year. This second DUI they actually found the cocaine on Lohan, plus got her alcohol blood level. Nice work, now if only the courts can put her behind bars before she speeds through a school zone at 100 mph. Matt Lauer will probably interview the officer that got to physically search Lohan, so he can tells us if her boobs felt real or not.

The DUI Lohan was charged with a misdemeanor, but this time she is charged with a FELONY. Lohan is cancelling all public appearances including her Tonight Show with Jay Leno tonight, and her movie premiere tomorrow.

Did anyone doubt that the alcohol monitoring bracelet was a scam?

Lohan was in rehab twice already. That was a lot of help. Money well spent.

I wonder who or what is going to get the blame for this:

Asthma
Depression
Parental Abuse
Sibling Rivalry
Sexual Abuse as a Child
The Media
The Papparazzi
The Catholic Church
My dead dog Bennie
Schizophrenia or Bi-Polar Disorder

Because you know there is no accountability and everyone but HER is to blame.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Blake and Jordin Creating Sparks All Over Town

Sure, she may be more than a foot taller, eight years younger and, according to the American Idol results this year, a better singer, but that apparently hasn’t stopped Jordin Sparks from dating runner-up Blake Lewis. TMZ first broke the story that he may have beat-boxed his way into her heart, as they were spotted shopping together while holding hands at a Fry’s Electronics store near L.A. The Jordin Sparks Club posted a photo of the two kissing.

If that photo is any indication, they might just be yanking America’s chain. I’ve seen more chemistry between Matt Lauer and Al Roker.

Even $1 Million Won’t Thaw the Ice Between Paris Hilton and Today’s Matt Lauer

Today will pay Paris Hilton $1 million for the privilege of being the first TV outlet to broadcast her post-jail whining.

Not a surprising development, but still disheartening.

Paris Hilton will likely trot out of jail Monday, attend a big fat party thrown by her daddy in Vegas, and then hop on a private jet to get paid a fortune for talking to Meredith Vieira about how jail is so hard.

It’s a place where you get locked up in a cell smaller than Hilton’s walk-in closet and it’s COLD in there. So not "hot."

According to the New York Post, Hilton refused to be interviewed by Matt Lauer because he’s said "disparaging" things about her in the past.

Maybe she’s just still miffed about him dressing up like her for Halloween a couple years ago. It was great!