Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel just celebrated five years together as a couple, and Sarah made this video to let him know she’s f***ing Matt Damon. This was really funny, because I like seeing Matt Damon act foolish.

Matt Damon was named People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2007. Matt said:

"You’ve given an aging suburban dad the ego-boost of a lifetime."

Which means he probably doesn’t agree with their choice either.

George Clooney joined 300 residents in signing a petition against development in the town of Laglio on Lake, MSNBC reports.

“Yes I signed it. Almost every member of the town signed it,” the 46-year-old actor said in an e-mail to The Associated Press on Friday.

“My concern is that this village that has stood for hundreds of years would be destroyed simply because I happened to have lived there for the last six years. I told my neighbors that I would do what they wanted. And it seemed that they didn’t want to demolish the harbor where all the local fishermen keep their boats,” Clooney said.
Clooney, who won an Oscar for his role in “Syriana,” said the petition appeared to have had the desired effect, and that the mayor had announced Thursday that at least some of the plans — which opponents say would damage the environment as well as the 18th-century old harbor — had been scrapped.

“The petition, signed by three-fourths of the town, seems to have proved the difference. It’s a testament to the character of the people in Laglio,” the actor said.

Clooney’s 15-bedroom villa on Lake Como is impressive and legendary for housing his superstar friends, but it’s not nearly as exclusive as one might think. He reportedly took a "dancer" there, remember?

We’re all for preserving traditions and protecting old towns. It’s just that, as thoughtful and civically responsible as Clooney’s actions are, the no-more-growth approach smacks of a NIMBY thing…or even post-gentrification exclusion.

The place is so great, but now that he’s found it he wants to preserve the throwback, relaxed lifestyle and nobody else should come?

Just doesn’t seem fair to Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, et al.

They’ve probably fallen in love with the town now, too.

Brad Pitt really is trying to bring back a little glam into Hollywood, only this is the 2007 Cannes Film Festival. Joining Pitt are George Clooney, Scott Caan, Don Cheadle, Andie Garcia, Matt Damon, and the only woman Ellen Barkin. Angelina Jolie is expected to join the cast at tonight’s premiere.

Matt Damon made a statement that was aired on Hardball. In Damon’s statement he says that some people are forced to go to Iraq and fight, and it’s not fair. Damon forgets that 100% of our military is voluntary, and there are plenty of other options for people to find work if they really want to, just ask all the immigrants coming into our country. Would you rather fight in Iraq than mow a lawn if given the choice? Damon is just out of touch. Damon continues talking as though he possess some intelligence by saying that Bush’s daughters should go fight in Iraq, because everyone in the U.S. should share the burden of fighting the war, if fighting a war is what we agreed to do. Really? Matt Damon would prefer to see two young women go fight in Iraq just because he hates the president. This is the kind of hate I talked about with the leading faces of the gay community. Damon hates the president so he says things that are not only biased towards young women, but makes no logical sense. If Matt really believes that Bush’s daughters should fight in Iraq so they can share the burden, then why doesn’t he volunteer to go fight in Iraq? Is Damon doing something so much more important than the rest of us that he can’t take the time to serve his country? Matt Damon is an elitist, sexist moron, a hypocrite, and a coward since he is not planning to join the fight himself. Damon would only be justified in saying such a thing if he had already joined the armed forces, and was preparing to serve in Iraq. Since Damon is not serving in the military, he has no right to say that Bush’s daughters should be. Matt Damon is a moron and a coward who would rather see young women fight before he does. OUTRAGEOUS!!!

Morons like Matt Damon are counting on the American people to not have any loyalty to the country they live in, and still go see The Good Shepherd. I think the movie looks good, but I cannot betray those people serving voluntarily in the armed forces of the United States of America by financially supporting sexist cowards and traitors like Matt Damon.