Lindsay Lohan Mistaken for Courtney Love

Lindsay Lohan was eating lunch in Los Angeles the other day when a fan started screaming "Courtney! Courtney!" A witness said:

"She was also looking extremely pale. You know things are going downhill when you get mistaken for an ex-druggie plastic surgery disaster who’s twice your age!"

According to some, that pale ex-druggie look is good for business.

John Englebert, who owns hotspots like Prime and Suzie Wong, has offered Lindsay $11,000 in cash plus a mink coat just like the one she stole borrowed. The cash and coat are being offered to help her settle a lawsuit brought by Masha Markova, from whom Lindsay took a mink coat without asking. Englebert made the offer because he says of Lindsay is a "great customer." I’m seeing visions of Studio 54.

Masha Markova Has Some Words for Lindsay Lohan

The party girl, Masha Markova, who is suing Lindsay Lohan spoke to The Insider. The most revealing part of the interview was when Masha said Lindsay kept rubbing her leg against Masha’s like she was trying to pick her up, and she probably was. Samantha Ronson is going to be so jealous.

Masha’s lawsuit says:

"Defendant’s [Lohan’s] actions were intentional, oppressive and malicious and were carried out with reckless disregard for plaintiff’s rights. Plaintiff has been injured by the defendant’s actions."

"Throughout this time, defendant used plaintiff’s blond mink coat for her own benefit and deprived plaintiff of her rightful possession and use of her property."

Masha recently said she wants a $10,000 rental fee, which is almost the value of the coat. She also said when Lindsay returned the coat it smelled like cigarettes, and booze.

If you haven’t noticed yet, Masha desperately wants attention and fame, and she’s getting her 15 minutes right now.

We think the court should make Lindsay pay to have the coat cleaned, and sentence her to two weeks of milking goats.

Lindsay Lohan Sued for Stealing a Coat

Masha Markova (22) has sued Lindsay Lohan for taking her $12,000 golden sheared mink coat without her permission, which is usually referred to as stealing. Masha said she was looking through a magazine after my coat went missing, and she saw a picture of Lindsay wearing her coat.

The coat was returned to Masha, but she still wants financial compensation, and probably some attention.

Lindsay Lohan Borrows Clothes Again

Remember when a model accused Lindsay Lohan of stealing thousands of dollars worth of clothes from her, and how Lindsay say it was all lies? Well, Lindsay was out partying in New York City recently when she walked out of the 1 Oak club with someone else’s fur coat on. Lindsay wore the coat from morning until night apparently never noticing it wasn’t hers. She must have been drinking too much water to know what she was doing.

Masha Markova (22), the owner of the coat, is still demanding Lindsay to pay at least $10,000 for the unauthorized, three-week rental. The coat is valued at $11,000. Markova claimed the coat smelled of booze and cigarettes. Lindsay could have at least dry cleaned it, but we hear Markova parties as hard as Lindsay does.

Lindsay borrowed the coat about 4 months ago.