While Martha Stewart was in a West Virginia prison, she spent her time making stuff. On the Christmas Day episode of her television show, Stewart showed off ornate clay forms of the baby Jesus, Joseph, Mary, three camels and others she sculpted at a pottery class at the Federal Prison Camp in Alderson, West Virginia. Martha said:

"Even though every inmate was only allowed to do one a month, and I was only there for five months, I begged because I said I was an expert potter, ceramicist actually, and could I please make the entire nativity scene."

Her creations were all fired and glazed at the prison. She completed the effect with tiny artificial palm trees imported from Germany by a New Jersey distributor. Martha could have used her skills to dig a tunnel back to her home where she could have spent the day, and returned to jail at night before the prison guards even knew she was gone.

Yesterday on the Martha Stewart Show had on guest Joan Rivers. Martha Stewart got extra spicy when talking about Donald Trump:

Joan: Somebody sent me, and I got very upset last night, Donald Trump steaks.
Martha: Oh, yeah, he has steaks.
Joan: I thought, "I can’t eat Donald Trump." And then they said, "No." They said he owns the company, they didn’t slaughter him.
Martha: Too bad!

Martha didn’t get reformed in prison, she got educated. She went in a tough b!tch, but now she’s a killer, so watch out Trump. Maybe it’s just all of Martha’s pent up sexual frustration because she knows she can never sit on Trump tower.

After suffering a stroke last week Martha Kostyra (93) passed away. Martha Kostyra was Martha Stewart’s mother, and appeared on her show. Kostyra was born September 16th, 1914, and passed away November 16th, 2007. Martha Stewart said:

"I am very sad to tell you that my mom passed away. Here’s a tribute to Martha Kostyra – Big Martha."

The video below is the tribute.

Naomi Campbell is the smartest model in the world. She actually took a look in the mirror and realized she’s got problems. Now she’s poking fun at herself. Most times this means the person is confindent they’ve got their problems reasonably under control. Naomi has got my vote to go on to the next round, but Simon is still undecided. Here’s more:

NAOMI Campbell is pulling a Kevin Federline – making a mint off her bad reputation. Campbell shot a commercial for Dunkin’ Donuts yesterday in which she riffed on her anger-management issues. According to a spy, the script called for Campbell to "be gardening in an evening dress. Something goes wrong, she gets frustrated, and she flips out. She then takes her shoe off and throws it through a window. Next to her is a Martha Stewart type who is calm, cool and collected, thanks to her frozen Dunkin’ Donuts drink." Earlier this year, Federline starred in a Nationwide Insurance commercial as a fry cook.

Paris Hilton has been dropped by her team of agents at the Endeavor Talent Agency because she "just wasn’t worth it." A rep for Endeavor confirmed that, "Paris is no longer a client." A source tells Us:

"There was a lot of tension between Paris and her agents for a while. Her legal messes have totally consumed her, and she was always a difficult client. The goal was to make her the Martha Stewart of her generation. It just didn’t work out that way."

Endeavor had no choice, but to drop Paris. They’re just hoping no one realizes they are an agency that represents people with NO TALENT like Paris. They also represent a pet rock, but they are dropping it like a hot potato.

Remember how reports claimed Pairs wouldn’t eat or drink for 3 days because she was afraid guards would take her picture with her on the toilet. Below is picture number 105 of Paris on the toilet. Sounds like a truck load of B.S., just like the "I’ve found God," story. A picture of Paris on the toilet will go for $500,000, so I’d say it’s worth losing your $30,000 a year guard job. Stay tuned for pictures of Paris on her throne.

Click here for a naughtier picture of Paris on the toilet.