Martha Stewart did a show all about hot dogs. I guess that’s her way of saying prison didn’t make her a muffin lover.

Martha Stewart was denied a visa request into England, and she responded with the following post on her blog:

Because I cannot yet go to England because of my visa situation, I am leaving Warsaw to go to Prague for a bit of sightseeing, exploring, and research. We are hoping that the visa situation will be cleared up in time for me to fulfill my business obligations in England next week.

Make a note of Martha’s response. Rather than criticize, or complain, or even argue the merits of why she should get a visa, she has taken the diplomatic approach by looking towards a positive outcome. This is always a good approach in a situation where there is a disagreement. Martha could have blasted officials for denying her visa, but then she’d have to deal with bad feelings the next time she applied for a visa, and that could mean another denial. It’s better to resolve the situation with good will from the visa officials.

Got Milk? ads are now targeting the geriatric population, teasing them with Martha Stewart wearing a white milk stash. There’s always a way to get past those nasty censors.

Paw Paw, Martha Stewart’s 13 year-old best friend, died on Saturday of renal (kidney) failure. In true Martha style, she wrapped up her Paw Paw with a bow, and scented wrapping. Imagine what Martha’s funeral will look like.

Paris Hilton was at Harvard University yesterday to receive her "Woman of the Year" award from National Lampoon. Paris said:

"Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine standing here. You people are so hot! Harvard is so hot!"

National Lampoon makes fun of people, like Paris. I’m not sure if she realizes that. She probably thinks it was an award from Harvard, because she’s the smartest dumb blond on the planet or something. Hey, wait a minute, doesn’t Paris look just like Martha Stewart in this picture?

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