Die Hard 4 is a movie about a guy (Bruce Willis) that keeps getting himself into the same situation over and over and over and over again. The plot is as realistic as a porno, where one guy keeps bumping into groups of horny women that all want him so bad they tear his clothes off. Len Wiseman directed the movie, not the porno, Die Hard 4, which sounds like a porno movie name.

Len is married to Kate Beckinsale, and although the couple were rumored a while back to be having marriage difficulties and living a few miles apart, they appear to be just as normal as a couple of horny high school kids at the prom.

Kate Moss, Pete Doherty wedding news is spreading and video evidence of their unique love continues to surface.

In Doherty’s new memoir, he makes a declaration clearly intended to be romantic, and Moss concurs. This from the New York Post:

"Smack and needle-free we shall marry in the summer and I become 10 times happier than any given smackhead. Huzzah!"

The tome, "The Books of Albion," also includes a love note from Moss revealing how mesmerized she is by Doherty:

"You have touched my heart and soul you little [bleep]er . . . You make me high my sweet. My skin shivers and longs to be held by you."

That she is so smitten with the guy has people on both sides of the Atlantic scratching their heads. These two are like every dysfunction wrapped up into one big trainwreck.

Check out the videos, which feature the couple "singing" and stumbling about. Charming evidence that there’s someone out there for everyone.

Talk about mesmerizing. You may not be able get the tune out of your head.

The most recent one is here.

This one from a couple of months ago, which Pete posted to the Internet himself, is definitely worth another look in light of their romantic revelations.

Life & Style is reporting that Angelina Jolie has decided she’s (finally) ready to marry her babydaddy, Brad Pitt.

It’s their cover story and they’re teasing it – and teasing it hard.

…an insider close to Angelina Jolie says the actress "wants to get married more than anything!" In fact, after receiving such a glowing reviews for her role in A Mighty Heart, which partner Brad Pitt produced, Angie’s falling in love with him all over again, the insider adds. Unfortunately for Angie, Brad isn’t so convinced. "He’s suspicious of the institution" of marriage, says a Brad insider. Will Angie be able to change his mind?

It’s like a cheesy cliffhanger. We must run out and buy it.

Don’t you just love Wednesdays? We certainly do.