The picture above of Maria Sharapova, and her crotch, happens to be an exhibit in a lawsuit between a crotch shot loving CEO, and a former employee: TSG reports:

A top advertising executive who allegedly enjoyed photographing the crotches of unsuspecting females, snapped a close-up shot of Maria Sharapova’s nether region as the tennis star posed for a Canon camera ad. [...] Steve Biegel charges that he was fired by Dentsu Holdings, the giant Japanese advertising agency, after complaining about the photographic hobby of Toyo Shigeta, the firm’s CEO, who allegedly distributed the Sharapova photo to subordinates. Included as an exhibit to Biegel’s lawsuit…is the purported photo of Sharapova .. Biegel alleges, Shigeta "proudly" gave him an electronic copy of the Sharapova photo (which is now Exhibit B in the federal discrimination lawsuit). Biegel contends that while Sharapova was unaware that she was being photographed by Shigeta, he and the athelete’s makeup woman realized what was going on. Through a Dentsu spokesperson, Shigeta denied taking the Sharapova photo. The ad firm branded Biegel’s allegations "outrageous" and said it would file a counterclaim for libel and fraud.

Why would Steve Biegel even care if his boss took photos from a football field’s distance away or not of Maria’s crotch? With all the crotch shots of tennis stars all over the net, this guy’s credibility is in serious doubt. Steve seems pretty gay, and it seems he was just looking for an excuse to get back at his boss after he got fired for stealing snacks from the office lunchroom. He was never actually accused of stealing because I made that up, but it sounds like something he’d do, plus he’s never put the seat down after peeing in the ladies room.

Maroon’s 5 frontman Adam Levine has denied accusations that his former love, tennis star Maria Sharapova was an terrible lover in bed.

Levine was quoted in Exile, a Russian magazine stating, “She wouldn’t make any noise during sex…I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’

He also added: It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil (an antidepressant) for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

The two briefly dated in 2005, after meeting at the Russian Wimbledon champion’s 18th birthday party – but their romance abruptly ended.

Levine spokesman dismissed the quotes as being ‘absolutely not true.’