Victoria Beckham and Marc Jacobs were out together, and Marc wore a purple velvet skirt. I just hope he wore panties, or at least kept his legs crossed. If the panty-less pictures come out, I will have no choice but to post them.

Victoria Beckham appears in more Marc Jacobs ads. He’s finally captured her natural look, which is __________.

A source in New York City is alleging that Kevin Federline and Marc Jacobs got very cozy at a party recently. The source further alleges that the pair even snuck into the bathroom at one point, where the source caught them kissing while embracing, but immediately stepped back as if nothing was happening when the pair were caught in the act. Kevin does not strike me as the type to be gay, and Marc is with someone, but who knows, Kevin might just get it when and where he can since he doesn’t have much privacy these days.

Marc Jacobs hosted his Christmas Party at the Rainbow Room in New York City on Wednesday night, and instead of coming dressed as the Belle of the Ball, he came dressed as a camel toe. Sharon Stone would be proud.

Marc Jacobs has chosen Victoria Beckham as the face for his spring collection. Juergen Teller already shot her in Los Angeles for the upcoming spring campaign. Ten bucks says she never cracked a smile during the photoshoot. Marc wanted David, but David Beckham doesn’t wear dresses.