Anyone know of a good trailer park? Life & Style is reporting that Britney Spears has finally sold her house in Malibu.

Britney Spears has unloaded her house in Malibu for just under $12 million! A friend of the Spears family tells Life & Style that the seven-bedroom mansion, purchased by an anonymous buyer, sits on a 1.53-acre hilltop site in the gated Serra Retreat section of Malibu.

A Spears family friend says the long-awaited sale of the Malibu mansion Britney shared with ex-hubby Kevin Federline during their marriage was the last roadblock to finally settling their divorce. “They were just waiting on the sale of the house. Now Kevin gets his money,” the friend says.

Brit first put the house on the market last November for $13.5 million, but cut the price in March when no serious buyers emerged.

Britney’s other LA-area mansion, a six-bedroom house in Beverly Hills, remains on the market for just under $7.5 million.

Britney, meanwhile, is living full time in the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills.

This gives new meaning to "Trash Day" for the residents of Malibu. We’re told that the new owner will have to delay moving in due to a fine layer of Cheetohs residue coating the entire mansion.

Hayden Panettiere (17) was filming a Heroes episode yesterday in Malibu when she was caught picking her thong out of her sweaty butt crack. Seconds later she licked her butt sweat covered fingers. Mmmm salty. I’d lick her fingers too, so seeing her do it is turning me on. Later she was filmed kissing her costar with that mouth. Now that’s a behind the scenes story.

According to The Mirror, Lindsay Lohan has reconciled with Calum Best and is looking forward to more peaceful living after she leaves rehab.

Fresh from rehab, the actress – who was 21 on Monday – says she’s looking forward to calmer days with Calum in tow.

"I have a boyfriend now and pretty soon I’ll be going home to LA, so everything will become much calmer," she says.

The folks in these pictures, reportedly from a Malibu party over the July 4th holiday, may beg to differ.

The man Lohan is on, doesn’t appear to be Best, and that doesn’t look very calm, though she does a remarkable job of protecting her cigarettes, dontcha think?

Of course, everything is relative and for the famed partier, this may be a quiet night. There certainly isn’t any obvious evidence of cocaine or alcohol. It’s an improvement, regardless.

Plus, could you swear that’s Lindsay and not Mom Dina in these pics?

Didn’t think so.

Lindsay Lohan had a party at a beach house in Malibu with her addict friends Samantha Ronson, Callum Best, Evan Ross, and DJ AM in attendance. Samantha Ronson is the DJ accused of getting paid to tip-off the paparazzi, and cops, that Lindsay had been drinking and doing cocaine the night of her DUI? Reportedly, no alcohol was served at Lindsay’s birthday party, which means it was a bring your own booze party. It’s hard to believe Lindsay wasn’t drunk when she put on those blue plastic high heels. It doesn’t seem like a good idea to still be hanging around other addicts who aren’t in rehab, which supports my theory that Lindsay is either still drinking, or mentally retarded.

Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox were spotted leaving Nobu restaurant in Malibu together again. It’s just two girls leaning on each other while they have trouble with men. Girl power. Jen really needs to find more friends cause Courteney’s problems are the result of too much Jen.