Jessica Simpson tries hard. No wait, let me start again. Jessica Simpson makes no effort looking stupid in every role she plays. In her latest movie Major Movie Star gets an "F" for failure … again. It’s a major pain to try to sit through even this preview video.

Jessica Simpson jogged so the cameras could capture her boobs bouncing in slow motion at multiple angles in her new movie Major Movie Star. Another blockbuster for sure.

While drinking in front of the Navy recruiting office on her break a young man approached her. The young man said, "May I join you?"

"That depends," she said.

"Depends on what?" He replied.

"Noooo!" She said with a slur, "Hand me that depends. I’m too drunk to get up and go to the bathroom."

Jessica Simpson has decided to get back to music, and country music at that. It was her decision. Really. It wasn’t because she can’t act. I’m sure she’s got offers pouring in like hot syrup on a stack of pancakes. I’m sure she’ll get back to acting in compelling films like Dukes of Hazzard and Major Movie Star when she decides she’s good and ready. She’s country singing by choice, man. By choice.

The singer is "talking about doing a country record and going back to her roots, being from Texas," Jessica’s father and manager, Joe Simpson, told PEOPLE at Hard Rock Hotel’s Rolling Stone party in Las Vegas.

"Everything in our business is about beats and I think she really wants to sing," he said, "and country music still believes in that."

Simpson, 27, recently finished filming Major Movie Star and is turning her thoughts back to her music. Her last album, 2006’s "Public Affair," hit the Top 20, but quickly fell off the charts.

"She’s a singer from top to bottom," Joe Simpson said. "And everything in the music business, especially pop music, has moved away from singers. And I think country is the the only pure, storytelling kind of genre left."

Is there a creepier father than Joe Simpson? Only he could manage to refer to his daughter’s "top" and "bottom" in the same sentence. You just know Jessica’s at the top of his spank bank. Ewwwww.

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Jessica Simpson realizes when gravity takes a toll on her ‘assets’, she will consider plastic surgery.

In Harper’s Bazaar magazine, Simpson address the issue stating, “But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my bellybutton, I would get them lifted… but you know, my boobs are real.”

But overall Simpson says she is happy with her looks. ”I love the bump in my nose,” she says. People have said that I’ve had things like a jaw replacement or implant or something. I’m photographed every day of my life and have never worn any bandages or anything, so how could that be right?”

The singer is also working on getting a little extra something in the back for her upcoming movie, Major Movie Star. ”I’ve started with a trainer, Harley Pasternak,” she says. “He’s given me a butt, because I have white-girl syndrome. I have to do as many squats as I can to get a little booty. … I have to be [diligent]. I’m a curvy girl. You don’t want to see me not working out.”