A very funny look at what it might be like if Cher and Madonna worked together.

Madonna and Lourdes finally address the unibrow issue.

There are rumors that Jesus Luz is the new boyfriend of Madonna. The pair did work together on a W magazine photo shoot together. A Brazilian web site claims the two were making out, and are rumored to be getting it on.

Jesus looks like a gigolo, but not exactly boyfriend material for the material girl. I don’t believe these two did more than hook up for a night.

We are hearing that Madonna is buying adopting a four year-old girl from Malawi, and will have her home before the new year. That doesn’t sound like a healthy way to deal with a divorce. The children need time to adjust before someone new comes into the home, and starts competing for mom’s attention.

Guy Ritchie is rumored to now be dating millionaire heiress Jemima Khan (33). Khan is the socialite daughter of Lady Annabel Goldsmith, and the late financier Sir James Goldsmith. Khan was previously married to a Pakistani cricket player Imran Khan, and they had two sons, who now 12 and 9. The former couple divorce in 2004, after which she dated Hugh Grant.

Ritchie and Khan attended a London dinner party together at the home of Matthew Freud, and his wife, Elisabeth Murdoch, daughter of Rupert Murdoch. Hopefully Khan has more class than Madonna.