Maddox has a bit of a love affair going on, but it’s not with mommy Angelina Jolie. Here’s more:

The day before Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt finalized their adoption of 4-year-old son Pax, Angelina spent the afternoon with son Maddox, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

After treating him to a matinée of The Spiderwick Chronicles at Hollywood’s ArcLight theater, they hit the gift shop.

Six-year-old Maddox picked out a pack of gum labeled "I [Heart] My Penis."

"[Angelina] laughed and bought it," a witness told Us.

This makes me wonder who Maddox asked to be his Valentine this year.

Although I’ve never been to the ArcLight theater, my Penis is suddenly begging me to go.

Angelina Jolie may be a man stealing whore, but she also might be a good mother. Maddox just finished his last day at school yesterday in New York, and the family will be moving on since Brad Pitt is finished filming his new movie. This little boy loves living a privileged life, and he loves the attention from the paparazzi. He always gives them a big smile. Whatever I might think of Angelina, at least it appears that she and Brad are good parents. Even blobs get second chances. Angelina will begin shooting the Clint Eastwood mystery The Changeling on Monday, while Brad will start production on the crime thriller State of Play on October 22.

Super hot DILF Brad Pitt is on the cover of the October issue of Details.

Inside, he probably looks really hot in the pictures and then talks a bit about stuff that’s important to him and the paparazzi and…blah blah blah…what nice blue eyes he has.

“It is the defining annoyance of my life,” he says, emitting a deep, frustrated sigh. “I just think how strange it is for my kids. Mad, Z, Pax—they really believe that every time you go outside there is a herd of people with cameras snapping flashes in your face [who] are going to kind of block your way when you’re trying to get somewhere.

“That is their vision of the world outside. Very strange, isn’t it? It’s an everyday thing for them…

That would be weird.

Imagine walking to school with your angelic, famous baby sister and your blindingly gorgeous parents and having a mob basically escorting you.

You’d probably get so used to it, you’d feel lonely any time you weren’t surrounded by a dozen stinky, sweaty, yelling guys jostling each other and walking backwards in front you.

Boy. Therapy sure will be interesting for the Jolie-Pitt clan.