The publishers of Lynne Spears parenting book realized that Lynne isn’t such a great mom, so they’ve repackaged her crap book as a "memoir." The book will have the same premise which is about what a great job she did raising, and making, her daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn famous. They should just call it a "how-to" book. How-to make your daughters famous, and ruin their lives at the same time, with a testimonial by Dina Lohan.

The publisher blames the delay in the book on Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy. Um, ya’think? Which is why they changed it to a memoir from a parenting advice book. The publisher spokesman Thomas Nelson said:

"Spears’s manuscript will not be a parenting book. It’s her story of what it was like being a mom and raising two very famous people. It’s a memoir."

Lorilee Craker, who actually wrote the book for Lynne, said:

"Lynne has had a dramatic life. People will be be very surprised to find out the kind of person she really is."

No one cares about Lynne Spears. If it wasn’t for Britney going nuts, and Lynne having a baby as a teenager, no one would even buy this book when it’s released this fall. As a memoir Lynne can talk about how she tried to save Britney, and was in the dark about Jamie’s underage sexual activities. She can make excuses, and still call herself a great parent.

No matter how Lynne tries to make herself look good, we all know it was daddy Jamie Spears who saved Britney Spears life.

The Spears clan gathered for Jamie Lynn Spears baby shower. From left to right are: Britney Spears, Lynne Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears,Casey Aldridge’s sister Ashley Aldridge, and his mom Joyce Aldridge at the May 2 shower. One big happy family.

Jamie Lynn doesn’t even look like herself anymore. Pregnancy hormones. Jamie Lynn said she and Britney talked a lot:

It was wonderful to be able to spend time with her [Britney] and just be girls again. We painted our nails and did stupid stuff. To be able to be in the privacy of our own home and just be sisters again was wonderful. ’There are going to be some long nights, but it is completely worth it."

Until you go crazy and lose custody of your babies. Jamie Lynn must be worried that she too could go crazy like Britney after the baby is born.

Jamie Lynn was asked if Britney would take a trip to Louisiana to see her and the baby when it comes, and Jamie said:

"Nothing is set in stone, but that would be wonderful. I’d love to have her here for that, but you can’t plan that far ahead."

Britney doesn’t have much to do these days. She could make time to visit, if she really wants to. Britney must still feel she was betrayed by her own family with the loss of custody of Sean and Jayden. It takes a lot of time for emotional wounds to heal.

Lynne Spears is finally speaking out on her irresponsible, very horny, and underage pregnant teenage daughter Jamie Lynn Spears. Lynne said:

"I’m a bit disappointed that my youngest daughter got pregnant at such an early age. All I can do is turn to God for answers and just leave it in his hands. Jamie Lynn will be a wonderful mother She really has a way with children — she’s a natural nurturer. I just wish she had waited a bit.”

Leaving things to God, and not being a good parent might be the real problem. Maybe Lynne should read a book about good parenting for answers, because Lynne doesn’t seem to be listening to God. Jamie is learning from Lynne’s example, so all she has to do is look in the mirror to know how her own children will behave when they grow up.

Lynne even had something to say about Britney Spears:

"I pray for Britney every day to be a better mother. She’s gone through a lot of trauma, but she seems to be coming out of it — and it’s showing in her relationship with the boys. They’re really bonding. I think 2008 will be a better year for all of us."

Keep praying Lynne, and let Jamie do all the hard work of getting Britney better again. When Lynne’s book finally gets published it will probably give credit for her wonderful parenting to prayer, then God, then topping Lynne’s list, herself.

Britney Spears was released from the UCLA Medical Center psychiatric unit on Wednesday against the objection by Britney’s psychiatrist, Dr. Deborah Nadel. A "court representative" found "no just cause" to continue to hold Britney. Just cause would be if Britney posed a danger to herself, others, or property. Perhaps the court representative was born yesterday, and has never read or seen any news on Britney, or then again, maybe Chris Crocker knocked the real court rep out and let Britney go himself. The court rep needs a psych evaluation his or herself.

Britney Spears’s parents strongly objected to her discharge from the psychiatric hospital, saying they "believe her life is presently at risk."

Jamie and Lynne Spears expressed their fears in a joint statement issued Wednesday night:

As parents of an adult child in the throes of a mental health crisis, we were extremely disappointed this morning to learn that over the recommendation of her treating psychiatrist, our daughter Britney was released from the hospital that could best care for her and keep her safe.

We are deeply concerned about our daughter’s safety and vulnerability and we believe her life is presently at risk. There are conservatorship orders in place created to protect our daughter that are being blatantly disregarded.

We ask only that the court’s orders be enforced so that a tragedy may be averted.

After going home yesterday afternoon, Britney drove around a while causing all kinds of chaos on the roads. Then she kicked a bodyguard, aka Britney sitter, her parents hired out of her car, and had a paparazzi drive her to the Beverly Hills Hotel where she met Adnan Ghalib. Adnan then drove Britney over to Adam Streisand’s office. Adam is the attorney who said he was hired by Britney to legally contest her father’s legal conservator power of her, and her estate. Adnan’s employer, Finalpixx, snuck Britney and Adnan out the back of Adam’s office.

Jamie Spears, Britney’s father, is rumored to be moving in with Britney, and the bodyguard, and as well as someone else may have been hired as Britney sitters to make sure she doesn’t associate with bad people, and doesn’t hurt herself.

Later today, Streisand is believed to be planning to petition Commissioner Reva Goetz to have an evidentary hearing to prove Britney is, indeed, mentally competent to retain her own counsel. Jamie is also expected in court, where it’s thought he’ll be asking to have the conservator’s orders enforced, so that his oldest daughter can get the medical treatment she needs.

Lurking in the background is Sam Lutfi, who hired Michael Sands, the former media consultant for Kevin Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan. Sands was hired to rehab Lutfi’s image.

Lynne Spears claims in her court declaration that Sam Lutfi drugged Britney Spears on order to maintain control over her. After reviewing the information presented to the court, a restraining order was issued saying that Sam is to have no contact (directly or indirectly) with Britney, is not allowed within 250 yards of Britney, her house, the houses of her family, her children, or the UCLA Medical Center, and claims that Sam:

• "Drugged Britney… grinds up Britney’s pills… puts them in her food… and claims that the doctor who is treating her now is trying to get her into a sleep-induced coma so that they could then give her drugs to heal her brain."
• "Cut Britney’s home phone line and removed her cell phone chargers… yells at her… claims to control everything — Britney’s business manager, her attorneys, and the security guards at the gate."
• Told Britney, "that she was an unfit mother, a piece of trash and a whore, that she cares more about Adnan [Ghalib], her current boyfriend, than she cares about her kids, and that she does not deserve the kids."
• Told her Adnan was gay.
• "Hides her dog, London. She looks for him all over the house crying and then [he] brings out the dog from the hiding place and acts like her savior."
• Told Britney’s mother, Lynne, that if he were not in the house to give Britney her medicine, she would kill herself.
• "Has essentially moved into Britney’s home and has purported to take control of her life, home, and finances," as well as bragging that he "receives Britney’s checks" and that "they are in his car."
• Told Lynne that Britney’s business manager, Howard Grossman, was an old friend of his and that, "You’d better learn that I control everything. I control Howard Grossman, Britney’s business manager."

Over the weekend Sam avoided being legally served the restraining order, and talked to Britney on the phone in violation of the order. When Sam refuses to obey a court order, it proves he’s worried that losing his control over Britney could mean he would have to answer for everything he’s been doing to her. Sam tries to maintain power and control over Britney, and anyone else in her life, which is the behavior of an abusive personality.

Sam said the restraining order, "won’t last."

To read Lynne’s entire declaration click the link below:

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