Luke Wilson learned to end romances as sensitively as possible when his brother’s ex torched his car. The actor admits he rarely gets attacked by exes because they’re more keen to drop him from their lives than attempt to ruin his.

But Wilson, who tries to dump super heroine Uma Thurman in new film My Super Ex-Girlfriend, had a taste of a woman scorned when his older brother Andrew dumped a girlfriend.

He recalls, “He had an ex burn his car. She lit some newspaper on fire and tossed it in the sunroof. The truth of the matter is it was Owen’s (another Wilson brother) car.”

Luke Wilson was devastated when he was banned from the famed Playboy Mansion, and made a tearful plea to organizers to allow him back in. The star was denied entry for over a year after attempting to sneak a friend into the mansion by telling gate keepers he was with his actor brother Owen Wilson.

He explains, “I got DNA-ed from the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles. That means “do not admit” – that’s their special word. I tried to get a friend in, and I’d shown up and they said ’Who are you with,’ and I’m like ’I’m with my brother Owen,’ and they’re like ’We need to see him’.

“It was actually my friend Eckelman, who doesn’t look anything like Owen. I was not allowed to go there for a year and a half. I had to make kind of a tearful phone call to Mary, the woman who kind of runs the operation. I said, ’Mary what I did was stupid. It was wrong. Hef’s (Hugh Hefner) been so generous to me…’ I actually did, I think, cry on the telephone!”

Is the Playboy Mansion actually cool enough to cry over? If that’s the case, they I have got to go!