Luana De Faveri (31) is an Australian barmaid who plead guilty, and was fined, for "crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend’s nipples." Police said crushing beer cans between her breasts is a breach of hotel licensing laws. A local police superintendent said:

"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behaviour in our licensed premises."

This barmaid is my new hero. Sure Superman can leap tall buildings, run faster than a speeding train, and catch a bullet between his teeth, but crushing beer cans between two large healthy breasts tops it all.