In Touch Weekly Shares Amazing Instant Weight-Loss Secret
Posted on July 9, 2007 at 9:27 am (PST)
We were actually surprised. This "exclusive" is apparently all about wearing the right clothes for your body, standing up straight, Spanx, etc.
Stars. Instant weight loss…
The first thing that popped into mind, after stylists of course, was crystal meth. Or maybe stylists AND crystal meth, the fastest route to sub-size-zero.
Next thing you know, the magazines are going to start telling us that the "secret" to weight loss is stop eating so much and get your ass in gear…and that, along with personal chefs, celebrity trainers, hours in the gym, and plastic surgery, is how the stars do it.
Hey! Wait a minute. That’s the Jessica Simpson story.
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