Macy’s revealed its new line of Tranny-quins yesterday. Nahhh, that’s just Courtney Love being her freaky-deaky self yesterday in London. Just move those jeans down one more inch and we’re in Crying Game territory!

What’s with the bow? Courtney, the whole dick-in-a-box is so overdone.

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More news from The Land of Crazy–while it’s been determined that Britney is still here in Los Angeles, she is apparently considering a move across the pond. Perhaps Britney thinks the British will be more welcoming of her reckless mothering skills. She probably based the decision on watching Bridget Jones’s Diary. Pass the English muffins y’all! TMZ reports:

The popwreck, according to OK!, is considering the move as she fights K-Fed for custody of her sons, and according to a source, "She thinks her only hope is to move to London and start afresh. She wants those boys more than anything in the world and it’s heartbreaking."

Meanwhile, reports Life & Style, Brit was sending mixed signals last weekend at L.A. hotspot Teddy’s, partying into the wee hours, but seeming "down" and looking "uncomfortable" while telling the mag that her custody battle was harshing her mellow: "My babies are my life."

When asked to find London on a globe, Britney pointed to Toledo, Ohio.

Jennifer Aniston’s rep is calling Look magazine’s report that she ran into Brad and daughter Shiloh a load of bullocks. The magazine’s claims that she also plans on visiting her ex, Paul Sculfor, in London are also a bunch of hooey.

An article in the new issue of Look magazine (excerpted by The Sun claims that Aniston recently ran into Pitt and his daughter in a restaurant, and that she has plans to fly to London to see Sculfor on a regular basis.

“I was very sad last month when he went back to live in London,” the magazine "quotes" Aniston, 38. “But I’m going to be buying a lot of return tickets to Europe in the next few months so we can see each other.”

However, Aniston’s rep, Stephen Huvane, says that the article is a work of fiction.

"The interview never happened,” says Huvane. “The events like Jennifer running into Brad with Shiloh at a restaurant is completely false as well, as are all the events and quotes they attribute to Jennifer."

Look also falsely quotes the actress admitting that she was “turning into Bridget Jones” after she and Pitt, 43, divorced, spending days “lying on the floor surrounded by ice cream.”

Look, Look, if you’re going to just completely make something up, you could at least do better than calling her the real-life Bridget Jones. Why not say something like "Jennifer Aniston flew into a rage after running into Brad’s ex, Angelina, at a restaurant in NYC. She threw the three peas on Angelina’s plate at her and pulled her hair, all the while screaming ‘You’re a pillow-lipped, husband-stealing, blood-wearing, baby-collecting anorexic lesbian whore!’"

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It’s like a celeb epidemic. Angelina Jolie, Victoria Beckham and now Madonna blatantly dictating which questions are forbidden during interviews.

Leave it to Madge to take it one crazy step further, according to MSNBC.

“Eye contact must be maintained at all times,” interviewers were told, according to the London Mirror. “Never look down to check notes — all questions must be memorized or the interview will be terminated.”

“We thought her people were just joking,” a source told the paper. “But it soon became apparent that they were deadly serious.”

Interviewers were also given a list of questions they were not allowed to ask: no inquiries about the state of her marriage to director Guy Ritchie, about their adoption of a Malawian child, or about her religion, Kabbalah.

“She did not want to do any interviews, which I told the Live Earth folks from the start,” Madonna’s rep told The Scoop, adding that she didn’t know about any backstage demands.

Of course she didn’t know, or she wouldn’t admit it. What rep wants to be linked to this kind of nutty stuff?

Eye contact? Memorizing questions in advance? Forbidding journalists from looking down at their notes?

Feel sorry for those reporters. Have you seen Madonna lately? She’s scary like Medusa. The correspondents probably feared they’d be turned to stone.

Like a stringer statue garden, backstage at Wembley.

It’s been over a week since anyone has seen troubled rapper Foxy Brown. The controversial rhyme-striss was last spotted June 29 on a flight to London.

Her friends and family are officially worried. So is her lawyer, Jack Sampson:

"We’re all trying to find Foxy."

While this missing celebrity might not be getting as much press as, say, Angelina Jolie would if she vanished, Brown’s absence is more than a little suspicious. Just days before her flight to London, Foxy was the victim of a nasty assault that left her with a broken hearing aid and some torn hair weaves.

Maybe Foxy just needs some time to reflect.