Ashley Kaufmann is Lindsay Lohan Sister

Kristi Kaufmann has already sold the story, that her 13 year-old daughter Ashley Kaufmann is the child of Michael Lohan, to both In Touch Weekly, and OK! magazine. It’s less about Michael, and more about the possibility that Ashley could be the sister of Lindsay Lohan. Kristi talked about the affair she had with Michael:

"It went on for about 4 weeks. He told me he was separated from Dina. He told me about Lindsay’s Jell-O commercial. He took me to meet his parents. We were in love."

It seems very odd that Kristi would want a baby so quick with Michael, even though he was still married. *cough* whore *cough*. Did Michael agree to have a baby, or did she say she was on birth control.

Michael took a DNA test yesterday, so we’ll have to wait to find out for sure. Michael said he took the DNA test after finding out more about Kristi’s past. *cough* whore *cough*.

Dina Lohan said:

"We’re shocked."

Michael said:

"I haven’t spoken to Lindsay or my other kids about it yet. When I get home to New York, I’ll discuss it with my kids. I love them. I’m sorry for them finding out like this."

Kristi adds:

"Many times I offered to do this privately so the other Lohan kids wouldn’t be hurt, but Michael would not live up to his obligations."

Yeah, because Michael is broke. Hahaha. Kristi got knocked up by a loser, but hey, at least she’s getting paid for her story.

Michael Lohan Has a Secret Daughter

Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, has admitted to OK! magazine that, while married, but at the time separated, to now-ex-wife Dina Lohan, he had a relationship with another woman which resulted in a pregnancy.

Michael says, "Years later the woman contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child."

In fact, OK! has seen letters Michael wrote to the girl’s mother where he says that his secret daughter "is beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of [younger brother] Cody, believe it or not." He also sent his daughter a photograph of himself while he was still in Collins Correctional Facility which he signed "Love Daddy."

Michael’s secret daughter has had many conversations with her dad, the girl’s mother says. He even called her for her 13th birthday on June 12, but he has never visited her or provided financial support. The mother adds:

"It’s time for Michael to take responsibility."

Looks like the girl’s momma will be taking Michael to court for child support.

The mother’s name is Kristi Kaufmann.

Lily Allen Disses Lindsay Lohan

Lily Allen went to dinner with Samantha Ronson, and pretended not to know Lindsay Lohan was the special friend Samantha brought along. Lily said on her MySpace blog:

"I came back to the hotel at about 7 and went straight to dinner with my number one fan and avid reader of my blog Samantha , we went to this place called Il Sole , the food ? amazing . I love truffles , big time, and they didn’t dissapoint . Samantha brought a rather famous friend with her and about 50 million paparazzi."

I guess it’s better to be known as Ronson’s girlfriend, than not to be known at all.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Still a Lez Couple

Samantha Ronson visited Lindsay Lohan on the set of Labor Pains on Monday. This shatters rumors that the two broke up over the weekend. Everyone loves a new romance, and the drama of a break up.

We hear Lindsay was only insured for the movie after someone personally vouched for her. Hopefully she doesn’t screw it up, so far it doesn’t look like she will.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are Living Together

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted shopping together at Mayfair Market on Tuesday in Los Angeles Beachwood Canyon, which is near Ronson’s house. Lohan reportedly moved in to Ronson’s house.