Lindsay Lohan talked someone into putting her on the Harper’s Bazaar China April 2009 cover. She’s really trying to make that modeling thing work.

No matter how much lipstick they put on Lindsay, she’s still white trash.

I liked her better when she was younger, and doing coin slot faux ads on Saturday Night Live below.

Lindsay Lohan surprised Lily Allen when she jumped up on the stage, uninvited, as Lily Allen was finishing up her cover of Britney’s Womanizer single.

Lindsay tried to do an impromptu duet with Lily, but Lily stepped away ignoring her until Lindsay finally went away.

Scientists say that drug and alcohol abuse can make a person socially and professionally retarded, as well as annoying, which can make a person lose all their friends and fans. Lindsay is a walking example.

Rumors have been circulating that Lindsay Lohan purchased a $115,000 Maserati Quattroporte, but she didn’t.

The real owner of Lindsay’s borrowed ride is Dennis DeSantis, who has produced such films as Origami So Horny, and Butt Sluts.

The damage Lindsay’s assistant did to the car cost a cool $10,000. No word on which film Lindsay will appear in to pay DeSantis back.

Tyson Beckford commented on the modeling aspirations of Lindsay Lohan. He said:

"She has the partying part down right. But I don’t think she’s got the focus. I mean, it requires a lot of focus and a lot of people think they can do it, but they really find that it’s a lot harder," adding, "Ask anyone, it’s a lot harder than it looks. I guess that’s why they call us supermodels, we make it look easy. But it’s not as easy as it looks, so I wish her all the best."

It’s not that modeling is all that hard, it’s just that Lindsay is better at partying.

The latest movie bomb for Lindsay Lohan is the movie Labor Pains (above), which will not be released in theaters in the U.S., but rather will be shown on ABC family in July, and the go straight to DVD. The film might be released in theaters internationally, but no release date has been set.

Lohan has reportedly lined up a new as-of-yet untitled romantic comedy, alongside Nick Cannon, about a girl trying to make it in New York’s fashion world who gets set up on a date with a guy who is blind. Looks like another movie that will go straight to DVD.

Looks like Lohan will never get another big role again, since her drug and alcohol, and related legal problems keep getting in the way. That Oscar Lohan said she’d win is getting farther and farther away.

Oh well, at least Lohan is getting a chance at modeling (below), which she seems to be worse at than acting.

If only partying for a living paid better, then Lohan wouldn’t need acting or modeling.