Lindsay Lohan punched a paparazzi on Sunday in New York. Lohan was walking into a surprise birthday party for Marc Anthony, and hosted by Jennifer Lopez, when she tripped over the footing of a metal barricade outside Bowery Hotel. Lindsay then punched a paparazzi in the nose after accusing him of tripping her. As Lindsay continued her way into the party she said on the phone:

"Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi."

If Lindsay could walk and talk on the phone at the same time she wouldn’t have tripped.

Police were called, but no charges were filed, although they should have been. Assault is not a misunderstanding.

The picture of Lindsay Lohan kissing Samantha Ronson just hit the Internet today. We had a movie (animated .gif) of the kiss 4 days ago.

The only reason this is news is because Lindsay won’t publicly announce her lesbian relationship, and that’s because Lindsay wants to remain in the news.

Some people might care more about those two guys reuniting with a lion in the video below. Love works in mysterious ways. Who am I to judge?

The trailer for the new Lindsay Lohan movie bomb called Labor Pains hit the internet yesterday. It looks like this is one of the movies that gave her the idea to become a lesbian. She thought being gay would help her find work, but being a terrible actress hasn’t helped.

On her blog Lindsay Lohan proclaimed her love for Samantha Ronson. Lindsay writes:

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

ICE CREAM
Current mood: smitten

so, samantha and i are looking for DIXIE CUPS… does anyone remember them??? They were given in school as a desert. They are half vanilla/half chocolate.. I have to have them before she gets back-so anyone that can help me find them-please please please, post it for me to see!!!!

take care xoxo

this song is for sr… ILY

Currently listening :
Trouble
By Ray LaMontagne
Release date: By 2004-09-14

The lyrics to Trouble, which Lindsay is listening to while writing about Samantha, are as follows:

Been doggin’ my soul since the day I was born
Worry
Just will not seem to leave my mind alone
Well I’ve been saved by a woman
I’ve been saved by a woman
I’ve been saved by a woman
She won’t let me go
She won’t let me go now
She won’t let me go
She won’t let me go now
Trouble
Feels like every time I get back on my feet
She come around and knock me down again
Worry
Sometimes I swear it feels like this worry is my only friend
Well I’ve been saved by a woman
I’ve been saved by a woman
I’ve been saved by a woman
She won’t let me go
She won’t let me go now
She won’t let me go
She won’t let me go now
She good to me now
She gave me love and affection
She good to me now
She gave me love and affection
I said I love her
She’s good to me
She’s good to me

Listening to a song over and over again is one way to convince yourself you are a lesbian, but the biological fact is, Lindsay is only bisexual. She’ll snap out of it once her sex addicted hormones decline.

Courtenay Semel was detained, not arrested, in Las Vegas at Pure nightclub after she "smacked" a security guard in the back of the head on her way out. Courtenay was immediately detained by Caesars Palace security, and police were called.

Four hours later, law enforcement arrived and issued Semel a citation for battery.

Courtenay Semel is currently dating Tila Tequila above, and is rumored to have been a secret lesbian lover of Lindsay Lohan below.