Lindsay Lohan Career Losing Steam

Nylon magazine says Lindsay Lohan is now the new face of Fornarina, an Italian clothing company. It’s not Miu Miu, but when you’re desperate for cash, and hate the thought of flipping burgers, you take what you can get.

Lohan partied with her gal pal Samantha Ronson, and her family the other night. One big happy family. The friends wore matching fedora’s. Aaaah.

Samantha Ronson Blows Lindsay Lohan Kisses

Samantha Ronson blew Lindsay Lohan kisses as she left the set of Lindsay’s next movie bomb. I’m starting to doubt this lesbian relationship because the two are so open about it. Yes Ronson is a lesbian, but Lindsay has always liked men, and you don’t just become a lesbian overnight. It’s starting to appear that these two are only doing this to help both their careers. It looks fake to me, but it also seems that having a good friend like Ronson is actually helping Lindsay become more responsible.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in Disneyland

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson took a ride on the Alice in Wonderland ride in Disneyland with Lindsay’s no talent sis Ali Lohan. Who’s the other girl, Ali’s new girlfriend?

Lindsay Lohan Turned 22 with Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 22nd birthday with Samantha Ronson at her side at Teddy’s lounge inside the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel last night. Lindsay then appeared on On Air with Ryan Seacrest today. Ryan asked what Lindsay wanted for her birthday, and she said "To spend it with the person I care about." She means Samantha. Click here to listen.

Later today Lindsay and Samantha went shopping at XIV Karat Jewelry Store in Beverly Hills for what is rumored to be an engagement ring, and then they ate lunch at La Scala restaurant.

One of these days soon Lindsay is going to start itching for some man meat. How is SaMANtha going to cope with that?

Ashley Kaufmann Wants to Sing Like Lindsay Lohan

Either someone at MSNBC reads HG, or rumors travel faster than the speed of light. MSNBC is reporting that Michael Lohan’s alleged daughter, and alleged half-sister of Lindsay Lohan, wants a recording contract:

Alleged illegitimate Lohan sister Ashley Kaufmann is reportedly trying to follow in the footsteps of her possible half-sisters Lindsay and Ali by approaching studios about cutting a record deal.

A record-industry insider says, “Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”

A Lohan family source adds, “Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.”

Earlier today I floated the idea that if Ashley were determined to be Michael’s real daughter, that Dina would want Ali Lohan and Ashley to make a record together. Looks like a lot of people already see where this is all going.

Daryl Kaufmann, husband of Ashley’s mom Kristi Kaufmann, said today the family did not sell the pictures of Ashley to tabloids, but only put her face out there to get Michael to pay child support. What are they going to say about the recording contract rumor?