Michael Lohan started releasing phone calls he recorded from his daughter Lindsay Lohan. In this one Lindsay is crying a lot over stuff.

We believe Michael wants to help Lindsay get help, but releasing personal phone call tapes from a daughter to her father isn’t going to embarass Lindsay into getting help. The tapes might just cause Lindsay to sink deeper into her hole. Despite how much Michael might be able to identify with Lindsay’s situation, he might not be the best person to help her, which is unfortunate, because no one seems interested in helping Lindsay except her father.

Click here to listen to the tape.

Lindsay Lohan took her top off for The Sunday Times Sytle magazine. With the power of Photoshop the magazine editors turned Lindsay’s 40 year-old face, into a twenty something face.

I hear tittay bears are extra soft.

Police say that Rachel Lee (19), above left, is considered to be the "master mind" of the robberies, or burglaries, of the celebrity homes of Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, Lindsay Lohan, Hayden Panettiere, Rachel Bilson, and Audrina Patridge.

Lee was arrested on Thursday in Las Vegas, Nevada. Law enforcement claim Lee is suspected of organizing a plan to steal cash, jewelry, clothing, luggage, purses, and other personal items. When Lee was busted, cops impounded a variety of items from her father’s Las Vegas home, including two laptops, photographs of a partially n*de woman (Paris Hilton), photographs of Lee’s friends, more than two hundred $100 bills, a Korean passport and a vial of marijuana.

Cops found a series of items that may have been taken from various celebrity homes. The items include a hat linked to Lindsay Lohan, jeans linked to Rachel Bilson, and partially n*de photographs linked to Paris Hilton.

Police also arrested Nicholas Prugo (above), who police suspect was just as involved as Lee. Prugo has a previous narcotics conviction, according to reports.

Burgulary suspect Alexis Neiers (above), aka Alexis Taylor, says Nick Prugo was definitely involved:

"I know for a fact Nick did all of these burglaries. He did every single burglary, he told me this after the police let him go. Nick is blaming people, trying to get the blame off himself."

Alexis then described the roles of the other four suspects:

"Rachel Lee was his [Prugo’s] main accomplice, and they brought Diana Tamayo into this. Diana, Nick and Rachel did the burglaries together. Roy Lopez was the one who sold the stuff they had taken, and he’s friends with Courtney Ames and that’s why she was arrested."

Alexis finished up by explaining how she got caught up in the investigation, saying:

"The only reason they came to my house was because they thought I was holding property for Nick, they even searched my house and found nothing. I’m innocent in all of this and feel terrible for all the people who got robbed."

Why would Prugo, and all those other criminals, feel they could trust Alexis with details about their crimes? If she knows too much, she could also be involved.

Cops say the search warrants were issued in Los Angeles, Calabasas, Thousand Oaks, Newbury Park and Las Vegas, and during one of the searches, "three firearms and a large amount of narcotics" were found."

Cops also say property recovered during the searches "was among that stolen during a series of burglaries committed at the residences of well known celebrities."

Courtney Ames (above) was also arrested after police found a picture, on Prugo’s computer, of Ames holding a ton of money in her hands. Alexis says Ames only got arrested because she is friends with Roy Lopez. Really? We don’t buy the stories Alexis is telling, and we doubt police are either. If they can find the evidence Alexis will probably be headed to jail next.

Lindsay Lohan has been taking her eager underage sister Ali Lohan to 21 and over nightclubs to party even during school nights, but Lindsay says Ali can handle it:

We’ve been seeing Lindsay Lohan drag her 15-year-old sister, Ali, around to various late-night events, and yeah, we do think it’s a little strange and probably not a good idea.

Well, turns out we’re wrong. According to Lindsay, Ali can handle it.

"She’s tougher than I am," Linds told Life & Style. "She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn’t know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn’t have a big sister."

It’s too bad there was no one there to give Lindsay lessons on how to party responsibly, pass along awesome hand-me-downs or share practical skin care tips, otherwise things might have been a lot different. As such, Ali’s going to be a much better partyer.

Already, Ali’s got one thing going for her because she knows when to call it a night and do her homework…
"She’s really good about that," Lindsay says. "If I’m going out late, she’ll go home early."

The reason Ali is called minor is because she lacks the judgment to make decisions about going to 21 and over nightclubs with a sister that has been in-and-out of rehab as many times as McDonalds has served Big Macs. We shouldn’t be worried for Ali, because Lindsay is just teaching her the clubbing ropes. Going out on school nights is really not a big problem for Dr. Ali, because she is home schooled by genius mother of the year Dina Lohan. With a sister like Lindsay, and a mother like Dina, Ali will probably end up becoming the President of the United States or something great like that.

Alec Baldwin stole the show at the all women Elle Magazine 16th annual Women in Hollywood Awards. Baldwin had the ladies laughing during his entire bit, he said:

"I want to assure you that I didn’t steal this role from a more qualified woman. There was an audition process. The audition required me to move a couch, fall asleep in front of the TV, and open a particularly stubborn jar of pickles… If Tom Cruise would simply lower his quote by a mere $29 million, my salary would not make a difference. My annual salary is the budget for Altoids on one of Tom’s movies."

Alec poked fun at skinny actresses saying:

"Movie actresses are so skinny if I had a love scene I would crush them."

About Renee Zellweger he said:

"She is so tiny, but she’s got a big voice. I’ve been to parties with her and you can hear her voice anywhere, but you can’t understand a word she says."

No one was left spared:

"Tonight the job goes to Julie Andrews. You have three choices: You can follow Robert Pattinson into the men’s room, rush the stage during a Taylor Swift concert and tell her how great Henry Mancini is, or to publicize the Blu-Ray release of The Sound of Music, or you can release one of your own grandchildren in a balloon into the air."

Lindsay Lohan made an appearance, too, as the butt of a Baldwin joke about how DreamWorks executive Jeffrey Katzenberg is one of most powerful men in show business.

"Even more than Lindsay Lohan’s psychiatrist."

In case you’re wondering why Baldwin would take a job of hosting a women’s event, he will work anywhere he can earn a paycheck, even as a Fox News contributor, if they’d pay him for appearing.