Lindsay Lohan’s sister (Aliana) is her very own mini me.  The blond hater has equiped her little sis with Lindsay approved clothes, looks, and a super Jamba juice with an extra blond kicking boost.

On a side note, what’s in those gigantic bags?

Lindsay will be hosting SNL (Saturday Night Live) tonight.  It might be okay.  I’m not sure if she can be funny, but if she kicks Jessica Simpson’s butt in one of the skits I’m going to love it.  I love a good cat fight.

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Jessica Simpson pulled out the big guns today after her fight with Lindsay Lohan.  Jessica could be heard mumbling, "Hey Lindsay, got milk?, flat chested b ach."

Jessica is definitely using the right approach especially since she will be starring in the Baywatch movie rather than Pamela Anderson Lee.

I’m hoping she heads to the beach next for some string bikini publicity shots.

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Looks like Lindsay has gone back to her “natural” red hair color. Well maybe not “natural,” but still red is her real hair color.

Poor Lindsay Lohan. Not too long ago, the stroy was that Lindsay Lohan was laughed at by Karl Lagerfeld over the thought of being the face of Chanel, and now another label has dropped her from their plans, before she even got started. And to ad insult to injury, not only has Lindsay been cut loose, but she will be replaced by the assistant-beating maniac, Naomi Campbell, reports The Mirror.

Our undercover dedicated follower of fashion says: “Marc is great mates with Lindsay and she loves his clothes so it was no surprise rumours were flying that he was pushing his French bosses to get her to star in their campaign.

“But they thought Lindsay too American for their global brand.”

Last night a spokeswoman for the Naomi, 35, said: “She is extremely excited to be chosen for the campaign.” And a rep for Lindsay insists: “She’d love to work for a designer. She’s obsessed with fashion.”

Ouch, “too American.” That’s rough. But I’ve got to agree. If you don’t want your company to portray an American image, Lindsay Lohan definitely wouldn’t be your first choice. Still, to be dropped because you embody the traits of a country that isn’t very popular right now, that’s can’t be fun.

You’d think Lindsay Lohan might be smart enough to avoid hanging out with someone like Kate Moss, who got caught doing cocaine. Especially when Lindsay tries to deny her own drug use. Of course, we know that Lindsay Lohan and drugs are never far apart, so seeing her with Kate Moss, really isn’t surprising. It isn’t even news.

Whatever!