Hulk Hogan almost broke down in tears feeling sorry for himself on Larry King. However, the jailhouse tapes showed Hulk, Nick, and Linda don’t feel sorry for Nick’s victim, and actually blame Nick’s victim for their own misery. They’re totally selfish. Don’t let the tears fool you.

Hulk was right about one thing, positive thoughts and positive energy will help, but so will remorse, and doing the right thing for the family of Nick’s victim. Settle the lawsuit with them, so they can pay for their son’s lifelong healthcare bills.

Hulk blames Nick’s victim, John Graziano, for his situation, and says John is a vegetable because God wants him to be a better person:

“This is in God’s hands. Things happen for a reason. This is to make Nick a better person. This is, in my belief, to make John a better person. It’s like I said before, this is God’s will where we’re at. This situation, I refuse to accept any negativity, any naysayers, and I firmly believe there’s a plan.”

He’s in such denial.

Hulk pretends like he didn’t hear a caller’s question, and doesn’t answer it when he’s asked about taking responsibility for giving Nick booze, etc. Hulk even starts to blame the family of Nick’s victim for being greedy.

Hulk talks about the jailhouse tapes. Nick’s focus was how he can get a reality show as soon as he left jail, to “make as much money as possible. Nick wasn’t thinking about his victim.

Hulk talks about the 19 year-old his wife is dating.

Linda Hogan brought her 19 Year old boyfriend to the Palms Place Hotel in Las Vegas to show him off. Brooke Hogan is reportedly very upset with her mother for dating a boy so close to her and Nick’s age. Linda is dating a guy who looks just like her son, and Hulk Hogan is dating a girl that looks just like his daughter, but even that’s not as weird as when Hulk rubbed sun tan lotion all over Brooke’s butt, and between her legs.

Update: The 19 year-old is Charley Hill. Linda met him at church years ago, when he was much younger, and he was playing sports with her son Nick.

Hulk Hogan is contesting Linda’s divorce filing which requested alimony, half of Hulk’s assets, and custody of Nick Hogan who is in legal trouble. Hulk says Nick is 17 years-old so he is old enough to decide who he wants to live with. Hulk also says Linda is capable of supporting herself financially. Our most recent poll showed 75% of HG readers did not think Linda should get half of Hulk’s assets. Do you still feel that way?

Linda Hogan was exposed in a video recently that showed her street racing with her daughter right after her son was arrested for street racing. Now Linda filed for divorce from Hulk Hogan, and she wants half of everything. Yahoo reports:

Hulk Hogan’s wife said in a divorce petition that she wants a share of the family’s two multimillion-dollar Florida properties plus alimony and child support for their 17-year-old son.

Linda Bollea filed for divorce from Hogan — whose real name is Terry Bollea — last week after 24 years of marriage. The petition says the marriage is "irretrievably broken."

The marital assets that need to be equitably divided include the nearly 17,000-square-foot mansion in Belleair where the family lives and a 3,474-square-foot home on Clearwater Beach.

Pinellas County records place the market value of the Belleair mansion at more than $7.2 million and the Clearwater house at more than $2.2 million. The Bolleas also have a condominium under construction in Las Vegas.

Linda Bollea also seeks an unspecified amount for alimony and child support for their 17-year-old son, Nick, who was arrested this month in connection with a traffic crash that left a passenger with severe brain injuries.

Maybe this is why Hulk had put up one of his homes for sale earlier this year.

On Tuesday Linda Hogan (48) (aka Linda Bollea) served husband Hulk Hogan (53) (aka Terry Gene Bollea), and now Linda says she wants to save her marriage. In other words, Linda wants to blame it all on her husband. She filed, but it’s his fault. Why can’t women in Hollywood learn to take responsibility? A source says:

"She keeps saying to him ’Can’t we find a way to make this work? She doesn’t want to see the family break up. She really wants to work it out with him. But it is like pushing up against a brick wall. She is heartbroken about it."

Linda said all this after hearing America thinks she’s a witch for divorcing Hulk after he stood by her once the street racing video of her surfaced.

Earlier reports that Hulk learned of his wife filing divorce papers from a Florida newspaper reporter may not have been accurate. A source says:

"He actually heard it from his lawyer. There was no surprise. It had been coming for a while. They have grown to be two different people. When hardships hit them, it really brings them down. And when they were finally hit with a real problem, son Nick, 17, is facing felony charges of reckless driving from an August car wreck, they just couldn’t make it work."

Linda has proven she thinks only of herself, which means the family might get together for another season of Hogan Knows Best, then split on the season finale.