Lily Allen is still trying to create drama and controversy in her latest interview with Gay Times magazine:

“I did once snog these identical twins in San Diego. I was on the sofa and I had both them both, I was dancing and shoving my butt on one of them and one on my front bottom. That’s the only time, but I do have wet dreams, lesbian dreams, quite alot”

Lily talks about her personal troubles, those alcoholic rumours, yoyo dieting and her experiences of therapy:

“I’m full of self-loathing, self-hatred. I don’t think anything I do is good.”

“I still smoke and eat a lot…I’m quite stressed out at the moment…I never craved alcohol, I just drank out of boredom.”

“I go to see my shrink once a week. I used to do cognitive behavioural therapy…my therapist now is really good – he’s good at teaching me how to be more self-aware about when I’m shutting down…he does all the shame and guilt and childhood stuff as well.”

Lily feeds the fires of her celebrity feud with gossip blogger Perez Hilton. She says in response to Perez’s taunts:

“When he’s happy he’s good and when he’s sad about himself he’s really horrible – about everyone. He’s a woman hater but I think that’s something to do with his own self loathing. I find him quite annoying … as a gay man you should be championing young girls that are going out there and doing their own thing and not slamming them for owning their sexuality and calling them sluts.”

“So much of what he does is bullying.”

Feuds with celebrities can help put someone in the media spotlight. That’s why Rosie and Donald Trump had a public feud, same with Rosie and Barbara Walters, Perez and anyone who would fight with him, and Lily who is bating Perez.

Can’t Lily find a bigger celebrity to fight with besides Perez, Katy Perry, or semi-retired Elton John? Don’t expect Lily to start a feud with celebrities that matter like Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt. Real celebrities won’t even take Lily’s calls.

If only someone cared enough about Lily to fight with her, or got shocked by her latest personal revelations, some of which I don’t believe.

Lily did find a fight after drinking heavily at a night club last night. According to WENN, on the way to the club Lily proceeded to kick two photographers in the shins and punched another while swearing at them. 20 minutes later she came out and asked the paparazzo for a lighter. After smoking part of her cigarette, she then threw the rest of it at a photographer’s face. Lily even told the paparazzi they should pay her £10 for each picture because of the bad economy.

Classy!

Lily Allen is still talking about things she’s done while on drugs or drunk. This time she tells us she bought a beach:

"I bought a beach! It’s in Jamaica, I’m not gonna tell you the road. I’m happy I bought the beach, best drunken buy ever!"

How big is the spot she purchased? It’s probably big enough to put two beach chairs on it.

Lily also says she is going to open a clothing shot with her girlfriend of her brother Alphie.

"I’ve got a really good idea. Me and Jaime Winstone, we’re going to open up a fancy dress shop called Lucy in Disguise." Adding that it’ll not only be a "fancy dress clothes but going out clothes as well."

Lily never has good ideas. Her IQ seems to be connected to her attention seeking behavior.

Lily went on to say she sent a picture of herself without a top on to Ricky Wilson, who plays for the Kaiser Chiefs. Lily then went on BBC1 to discuss her immature stupidity.

When Lily grows up she is going to spend the rest of her life explaining that she isn’t stupid and imature anymore, while she continues to do stupid and immature things.

One good thing about Lily is, she’s honest about how dumb she is. The first step is to admit you have a problem. Nine more steps to go Lily.

With Britney Spears about to write her autobiography, Lily Allen suddenly wants to share that she too went to a mental institution, not once, but many times. Nothing surprises us about Lily. She just wants attention.

Lily talked a lot of how she likes drugs, and how she doesn’t like to date anyone under 40.

Doing drugs, and sleeping with older men doesn’t make you cool or mature. It just makes you a desperate loser who craves attention, and will sleep with a much older man to guarantee that attention.

Click here to read the whole boring interview Lily did with the Telegraph.

Lily Allen said in a recent interview (video above):

"I’m really convinced I’m not talented at all, and I’m sure that people are just about to figure that out."

We completely AGREE! Of course we know Lily really feels just the opposite about her delusional self.

Lily is only famous for attacking real celebrities.

Lily Allen was interviewed by her friend Miquita Oliver. The most notable parts of the interview were her impressions of Katy Perry (4:58 mark), and Cheryl Cole (5:58 mark).

Much of Lily’s popularity has come from public feuds with other, or bigger, celebrities like Elton John.