Lily Allen performed her single The Fear on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night, and she danced, if you can call that dancing. Lily didn’t know what else to do since she’s usually holding a drink, and wearing a skimpy outfit. She really needs to work on her stage show if she wants to WOW American audiences.

Maybe it’s just me, but I thought her butt looked big, and her bust looked small, in that dress.

Lily Allen took to begging on her blog for you and I to buy her current album that isn’t even worth downloading for free. Lily said:

Ok, so I never thought I would have to write this blog. Earlier today my record company told me “its not me it’s you” (my ne w album) has a pretty good chance of going to number 1 in the US charts this week. Im currently sitting behing Alison krauss and Robert plant, who, quite rightly are sitting at no 1 . ive never had a number one album in England , never mind the US ,and all of this is a bit crazy . I could well be up for no1 here(America ) , which makes me want to cry a bit . Iv’e never begged you to buy from me ever,but I am now . this will be the only time ever in my life that this could happen for me. Help me get to no 1 , go to I tunes and download the album, you’re the only hope ive got guys. Ill love you forever.

Ps thank you to everyone who has brought me this far.

I love you always x

I’m not going to "buy" this album. Why? Glad you asked. Because I don’t Lily to spend the money on alcohol, drugs, or slutty outfits she uses to lure old men into bed with, well that and viagra.

Lily Allen will be drinking her way through a tour in America and Canada. See the tour dates below.

Apr 1 2009 8:00P
House of Blues San Diego, California
Apr 3 2009 8:00P
The Wiltern Los Angeles, California
Apr 4 2009 8:00P
The Warfield San Francisco, California
Apr 6 2009 8:00P
The Showbox SODO Seattle, Washington
Apr 8 2009 8:00P
The Venue Salt Lake City, Utah
Apr 9 2009 8:00P
Ogden Theater Denver, Colorado
Apr 11 2009 8:00P
First Avenue Minneapolis, Minnesota
Apr 12 2009 8:00P
Vic Theater Chicago, Illinois
Apr 13 2009 8:00P
St. Andrews Hall Detroit, Michigan
Apr 15 2009 8:00P
Variety Playhouse Atlanta, Georgia
Apr 17 2009 8:00P
9.30 Club Washington DC, Washington DC
Apr 18 2009 8:00P
Theater of the Living Arts Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Apr 19 2009 8:00P
House Of Blues Boston, Massachusetts
Apr 20 2009 8:00P
Roseland New York, New York
Apr 22 2009 8:00P
Phoenix Concert Theatre Toronto, Ontario

Last Wednesday Lily Allen performed the Britney Spears single Womanizer in London. It’s hard to tell if it’s good with all the background noise.

I’m still sick with a cold, but I’m try to get the updates out today.

The new Lily Allen album It’s Not Me It’s You has been leaked online, um, actually it was leaked by Lily on her MySpace page, so technically it’s able to be streamed in its entirety. Her new album isn’t too good, it’s not me it’s Lily.