Lily Allen sat down with Jimmy Kimmel last evening to talk about how much trouble she gets into, and about Lindsay Lohan jumping up on stage with her.

Lindsay is the joke of Hollywood. Nice work getting people to take you seriously Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan surprised Lily Allen when she jumped up on the stage, uninvited, as Lily Allen was finishing up her cover of Britney’s Womanizer single.

Lindsay tried to do an impromptu duet with Lily, but Lily stepped away ignoring her until Lindsay finally went away.

Scientists say that drug and alcohol abuse can make a person socially and professionally retarded, as well as annoying, which can make a person lose all their friends and fans. Lindsay is a walking example.

Pete Doherty was asked not to attend a Lily Allen show by her label, because Kate Moss was going to be there. Pete said:

"I wanted to see Lily Allen play the other week, but her label EMI got in touch and said, ’We don’t want you there because ex-girlfriend Kate Moss will be there and it will take attention away from Lily. Can you not go?’"

A distraction from Lily’s performance would only have been an improvement. Pete continued:

“I don’t know. I think I would have been courteous enough. Then I’d probably have head-butted her new boyfriend, put her over my shoulder and run off. Really and truly, I miss her.”

Kate can’t resist a real caveman like Pete. Kate’s so easy a caveman could do her, and he has.

Lily Allen filmed her Not Fair music video while she was in Los Angeles, and it was garbage.

Lily was out partying with Lindsay Lohan a lot, and even cancelled an appearance on the Dr. Drew radio show saying she was sick. Hangovers will do that.

If Lily keeps working this hard on her career, it’s going to end up like Lindsay Lohan’s, then they can party together all they want.

Lily Allen violently attacked a paparazzo who bumped her car in an effort to follow her to get pictures. Although her assault legal issues are pending, yesterday Lily went to court and got both an injunction, and a restraining order against Big Pictures and Matrix. Lily’s lawyer said:

"My client has faced constant harassment over the last few months from the paparazzi. As a result of this and various incidents of harassment that took place yesterday my client has now been forced to take legal action. In a court hearing that took place this afternoon, my client, Lily Allen, has resolved issues surrounding her constant harassment with two picture agencies and has also obtained from the High Court an injunction restraining further harassment of her by other paparazzi photographers. My client, Lily Allen, is delighted with the outcome of the hearing today."

Lily is denying this latest assault will cause her U.S. working visa to get revoked, as it did in 2007. Lily say her 2009 tour in the U.S. will "not be impacted in any way."

We hope it is, and we hope Lily is convicted of assault this time. If we remember correctly, this is the third assault crime Lily has committed in a year or two. That’s a serious threat to the public.