Lily Allen Attacks Elton John Onstage

Lily Allen and Elton John were presenting the GQ Men of the Year Awards together as co-hosts. Throughout the evening Lily kept drinking champagne, then she began to swear, slur her words, and couldn’t read the teleprompter so she made up her own lines.

When Lily came to announce "…and now the most important part of the night."

Elton said, "What? Are you going to have another drink?"

Lily shot back, "F*** off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!"

The shocked audience fell silent.

A clearly rattled Elton replied, "I could still snort you under the table."

To which Lily replied, "F*** off. I don’t know what you are talking about."

Uh huh, suuuuure.

On more than one occasion, Elton could be seen having a stern word with Lily in the wings between awards.

She barely made it off the stage after the awards ended, before drinking even more at the after-party.

Who in their right mind would hire Lily after this kind of disaster? Lily is still a mess.

Lily Allen Fist Fights a Girl in the Street

Lily Allen got into a one-sided fist fight with a French girl at London’s Groucho club on Monday evening. Lili started throwing punches at a French girl that called Lili a "f*cking a$$hole." Lili responded with punches, and said:

"Yeah, come and say that to my face you f*cking c*nt!"

Last year Lily was arrested for assaulting a female paparazzi. Looks like Lily could be facing another round of assault charges, unless London police once again think photo evidence is insufficient to prove an assault case.

Lily Allen Boob Popped Out Twice

Lily Allen was in London getting out of her car when her left boob popped out Thursday. She wrote a big excuse on her blog:

"hello , i wore a loose fitting t shirt yesterday . I was very hot in London yesterday , and it’s no secret I don’t like wearing bras , besides i don’t need to, measuring in at 32A it hardly seems necessary .My boob fell out twice and people on the blogs are saying it was a publicity stunt . Can I just say , i have been keeping myself very much to myself recently , i’ve been gardening , decorating my new flat and looking after my greiving grandfather .

If i wanted publicity , i’d be accepting invitations not to mention money for turning up to glamourous events . I’m actually trying really hard to be out of the public eye , as I’m really proud of the work i’ve put into my album and I want people to appreciate the music , yes I enjoy attention and praise , thats why i went into this job . But don’t accuse me of purposely slipping out of my clothes to get attention and press . I hate the fact that there are always 10 middle aged men following me everywhere that i go .

I understand that it’s the price i pay for having a nice house and nice clothes , and i treat them with courtesy when i don’t think that they particularly deserve it . i’m a very independent person and I like to live as normal a life as anybody where I can ,I live by myself , i drive myself around and run all my errands by myself . It’s actually incredibly embarrasing and lonely when I’m walking down the street and men are chasing me with their cameras , drawing attention to me and people then pointing and taking out their camera’s and phones all getting in on the action . I’m 5"2 i’m 23 and this stuff gets to me every so often , so when you see pictures of " lily looking , glum" or " lily in tears , again" it’s not because i’m upset about my relationships or because i’m hungover . It’s because i’m on my own and people are pointing at me like an animal in the zoo , talking about me as if i’m not there, meanwhile 10 -20 guys are all making money catching every second of it . Anyway my point is , i would never use my body in that way , I’m just not that kind of girl ."

The very next day her right boob popped out. Lily is doing it for publicity. It’s not like Lily hasn’t taken her clothes off in public before.

Lily Allen Has Hairy Arm Pits

Can’t Lily Allen afford a razor, or is she just too lazy to shave those hairy arm pits? I guess since she isn’t dating anyone at the moment, it doesn’t really matter.

Lily Allen is Back to Black

Lily Allen blogged about going back to her natural black hair color:

I got bored of the pink , I can’t believe i’m posting a blog about my hair , sooooooo " the hills" kinda sorta finished the album , hopefully a single out soon , but i’m definitely gonna post a new song or two this week . I’m starting Bikram yoga tomorrow , YAWN . . That pic of me up there is in my new flat , i’ve been in for a week and it’s been an OK move , I’ve been sofa surfing and living in hotels for two years , so it’s really weird being in this place alone , and don’t get too excited burglars , i’ve got metal roller blinds that go down at night and a panic button by my bed , no panic room though . food for thought . it has been a tough week though , you may have heard my nan passed away , last weekend , we were close and even though she had been very ill for the last few years , it was a big shock , and surreal to find out at Glastonbury . But i went up to see my grandad in Kings lynn (where they lived) and drove him down to Wales where we will bury her on friday. All very sad , but he is doing well and being very brave . I love my family . Anyway the point is my nan would have killed me if I went to her funeral with pink hair , so there is another reason . Anyways in other news , I’m getting a dog from Battersea dogs home , i found her on the weekend , and after a visit from a rehoming officer hopefully, i’ll have her by next week . She’s called Honey and she’s quite fat (insert dogs like their owners joke here) , but very sweet , she’s a mongrel . There were so many Stafforshire Bullies there it was so sad . People should really think about getting puppies from breeders or breeding them for that matter , if you saw all those poor dogs without a home with their sad little faces , you wouldn’t even think about buying dogs from people who profit . I’m starting Bikram yoga tomorrow , YAWN . . please can everyone stop stabbing each other in the UK , it’s really sad , my thoughts are with all the families affected by these heinious crimes . we need to have a knife amnesty , we should put on a big concert to raise awareness and stop the violence , Boris , if your listening , call me man speak soon peeps x xx

Lily forgot to mention she is seeing Ed Simons again after splitting earlier this year. Lily was pregnant with Ed’s baby, then she had a miscarriage.