US Magazine is reporting that other gossip magazines are lying (shocker) and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are doing fine. US has bolstered its story of bad tabloids and their untrue tales with a quote from the Brad’s rep that "these magazines continue to write lies about our clients to sell magazines."

In other "news" Lindsay Lohan has a substance-abuse problem, Britney Spears is a hot mess, and polls show that Americans look forward to Fridays.

Carry on.

We’d read sketchy reports that Angelina Jolie was peeved that Brad Pitt’s mom had been witnessed visiting Jennifer Aniston, but Life & Style is taking it one step further, calling it a family war.

According to the magazine:

When Angelina Jolie threw Brad Pitt a party for Father’s Day, she was kind enough to invite Brad’s parents. But when his mom, Jane Pitt, left to visit Brad’s ex, Jennifer Aniston, Angie was furious! “When Jane returned to the party, Angelina froze her out,” an insider tells Life & Style in this week’s cover story, “and after the party, Angie and Brad had a huge fight about Jen and how she’s still in Brad’s life.”

Days later, Doug Pitt, Brad’s brother, added insult to injury when he called Jen "a friend of Brad’s." A Pitt family pal says Angie called Doug to tell him to keep his mouth shut — and then called Jane. “Angie is the mother of Jane’s grandchild and feels she deserves more respect,” says a Pitt family insider. “She told her, ‘If you continue to disrespect me and carry on like this, then you won’t see Shiloh.’”

So Angelina’s threatening to withhold visits with the "blob?"

If it’s true, and who knows anymore, it’s a move that would make Britney Spears proud. If Angelina got so mad she tried to file a restraining order against Brad’s family, why, she and Brit-Brit could be BFFs!

Weren’t the Jolie-Pitt’s in Prague for Father’s Day, though? We just can’t keep up with all the globe-trotting.

Life & Style is reporting that Angelina Jolie has decided she’s (finally) ready to marry her babydaddy, Brad Pitt.

It’s their cover story and they’re teasing it – and teasing it hard.

…an insider close to Angelina Jolie says the actress "wants to get married more than anything!" In fact, after receiving such a glowing reviews for her role in A Mighty Heart, which partner Brad Pitt produced, Angie’s falling in love with him all over again, the insider adds. Unfortunately for Angie, Brad isn’t so convinced. "He’s suspicious of the institution" of marriage, says a Brad insider. Will Angie be able to change his mind?

It’s like a cheesy cliffhanger. We must run out and buy it.

Don’t you just love Wednesdays? We certainly do.